Whenever I'm unsure of myself, or do something potentially embarrassing, or an unpleasant memory surfaces, I hum Tom's Diner.

I'm off to give my presentation.

The single bathroom in my office building has a drain in the middle of the floor. One time, just for a second, I thought, if someone were to put a camera in here I bet that's where they'd put it.

I know there isn't a camera in the drain, but do you think that stops me from putting a paper towel over it each time I go in there?