Interview with Best Buy today. It went very well. I'll be selling CDs, DVDs and making fun of customers' poor taste in no time ( Read more... )

Congress voted not to raise the minimum wage above 5.15/hour for the ninth consecutive year. Also, we were one vote shy of making it illegal to burn the American flag. Free speech should not include desecration of national symbols. Might as well fry up a bald eagle on Thanksgiving and call it a toast to freedom ( Read more... )

A bottle of tequila, a sunburn and unemployment.
Summer has begun.

PS. I found a roommate at Loyola. Her name is Brittany. She loves Courtney Love and hair dye. Could this be the end of times????????? You tell me all knowing Dan Brown.