Just got back from this joint called Game Force. They buy and sell video games and some DVDs. My brother sent me out to get him a $20 Super Nintendo because he can't find his. The guy tried to slip it past me that he didn't include the wires and controller. I might be a troglodyte, but I am somewhat aware of the basic mechanics of operating a Super ( Read more... )

Fight Club is on right now. Tyler Durden is my baby's daddy. He inspired me to establish my own public access television program. Hypothetically, anyway. It would be called, Los Maskos de Mischievos and it would feature me and an anonymous gang of pranksters wreaking havoc and terrorizing the countryside. A camera crew would follow us around town ( Read more... )

What is wrong with me? I went to bed past midnight and still I'm up at five in the morning. What is there to do this early? Hmmm. Well, I could watch soft-core porn on cable, but I'm tv'ed out. Or maybe I could wander the neighborhood stealing lawn ornaments and arranging them in highly inappropriate, sexual tableaus on the front steps of my old ( Read more... )