Well, that was just about the most embarrassing experience of my life.

To anyone I harassed while under the influence of those insipid candies, you have my apologies. Won't happen again. If nothing else, this town has proven that it could easily kill us all by passing out poisoned confectionaries. Ridiculous.If anyone needs me, I'm going to ( Read more... )

[HEY THERE, RANDOM ADULT FEMALE ON THE STREET.]Forsooth! Dear lady, wait, I beg of you. You must not walk out in the open like this- 'tis not safe, with Ganon's cronies on the hunt ( Read more... )

More killing. More bodies. More blood. And I, as always, am helpless to do a damn thing about it.

I guess this world isn't too different from the Kingdom after all.

Is this punishment for our sins? Fine. Bring it on. I don't... I just don't care anymore.

I need a drink.

First things first: this is not my house, these are not my clothes, this is not my wife and I am not insane ( Read more... )