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First things first: this is not my house, these are not my clothes, this is not my wife and I am not insane.
That said, if there is anyone who can hear this, I am Chief Link of the Mushroom Kingdom Police Department. If anyone can tell me where I am or what's happening, I would be very grateful. If this is a kidnapping of some kind, let me take this time to assure you that you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
...And you've got the wrong target, anyway. It's the princess who gets kidnapped, not the hero. [A derisive snort.]
That said, if there is anyone who can hear this, I am Chief Link of the Mushroom Kingdom Police Department. If anyone can tell me where I am or what's happening, I would be very grateful. If this is a kidnapping of some kind, let me take this time to assure you that you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
...And you've got the wrong target, anyway. It's the princess who gets kidnapped, not the hero. [A derisive snort.]