Snowy Jingly Winter
Seen Jack? Who?
Smelly Jocks Wafting
Subtle Japanese Wives
Silk Jumpers Woven
Spectacular Job, Whigs!
Soggy Jam Waffles
Suspicious Jesus Worship?
Sheriffs Jailed Wrongly
Six Jackpots Won
Skunks Jogging Wetly
Startling Jumpy Werewolves
Smoking Joints Witlessly
Soft Jackal Wings
Sunny Jordan Weekend
Saucy Juicy Walrus
Sapphire-Jewelled Wristwatch
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So, I haven't posted here, been active, or really even logged in, in many years ( Read more... )

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This is pretty close to summing up my opinion of this year's election:


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Immediately before Trump entered the stage of Fallon's Tonight Show on NBC, the local CBS station - which I was watching at the time (because I like Colbert more) - suddenly went off the air for several minutes, returning approximately 30 seconds before the end of Fallon's "interview" with Trump ( Read more... )

So, today, we got another letter from the Republicans... the third one so far this month, that I know of.

They are now doing that thing I really hate where a group will actually -send- money or gifts while soliciting donations.

I think we'll keep the dollar... But I'm tempted to reply with a little note:

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I think this is worth spreading around:

Jason Alexander, in the wake of the Colorado tragedy, clarifies his views on gun control.

An address book, two daily planners, a couple of short-lived pens, a really cheap wallet-sized talking clock/calculator, a book-sized calculator that never worked right, a not-very-pretty wall calendar, a large pile of general-purpose greeting cards and postcards, page after page of return address labels (one of which had the name misspelled), ( Read more... )