I came up with these at work the other day. Enjoy!
It seems that, in speech, our friend Yoda ( Read more... )

And now, some dudes goofing off hard:

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EDIT FOR OMG AWESOME:

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Seriously, I just watched this like a few seconds ago. WTF.

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In the eighties, a robot murdered two women named "Sarah Connor," but failed to kill the third. Years later, a qualitatively identical but numerically distinct robot came back and instead defended her (and her son). He explained his decision by saying, "Come with me if you want to live."

Over the past three years, a robot Gov. Arnold ( Read more... )

OK, everybody: first, tell me how cool I am, then next, tell me how much I suck! All in the name of science, of course.

It'll be fun, I promise!

Chris showed me a rather... "interesting" image. I thought I'd share it with all of you.

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I read church signs. I know, I know, it's mostly stupid crap that just gets me in a mood for a fight or makes me laugh out loud on the bus. But the main reason I read them is so that I can think of ways to anagram them; for instance, "NOW IS THE TIME TO INVEST IN ETERNITY," written on both sides, can be anagrammed to read "INVEST IN THE NOW" on ( Read more... )

Real gems here. Chapter 7 will be up tonight, I promise. I'm halfway through it (well, half a page into it, but really, that's the hard part ( Read more... )