Welcome aboard the Barnsley Boogie Bus. I'm Stegzy Gnomepants and I will be your guide on today's tour. Please form an orderly queue. I know some of you are from the colonies where queuing is a new thing but this is the Great and Glorious Empire and Kingdom of Great Britain. Queuing is part of the British constitution.


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Right. Listen up. If you're going to live in this country, you're going to have to live by Core British Values

( So pay attention Johnny Foreigner )

So yesterday I went on a trip to America as organised by Gnomepants Tours ®

( It went something like this )

Following yesterdays tour

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Hello

( Virtual tour of England )

Hello. I'm Stegzy Gnomepants and I will be your tour guide for today.

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