Dear ladies and gentlemen:
This is your old friend, Admiral J.
Wilhelm again. I shamelessly intervene in your daily social
activities to bring you the latest news on fashionable wear for your
portable computation devices! (Moderators have received
corresponding bribe of tea and crumpets, I presume. My apologies, I do
not handle Opium or Laudanum for religious reasons).
The reason for my
jubilation, ladies and gentlemen, is that I have just released the iCog
Dionaea™ wooden case for the iPad® 2. In full Steampunk
fashion, this device evokes the steam-powered machinery that we all
love so much. As you have noted in other fora, I have taken a
penchant for using Greek names for my tablet and Smartphone protectors,
but to be perfectly honest, I have no idea why I have done so! Well, I
digress…
“Igor, Pull the switch! And Elizabeth my dear… Elizabeth… Elizabeth… Frankenstania!! Ah! Hello my dear,
would you please raise the curtain? Thank you…
”
*Victorian elevator music plays in the background*
J. Wilhelm's iCog
Dionaea™embalage (case) for the iPad (R) 2
"iPad (R)" is a registered trademark of
Apple Inc. / "iCog Dionaea (TM)" is a trademark of John William Dunn
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The name Dionaea (a.k.a.
Aphrodite) stands for the daughter of the pre-Classic Greek
goddess Dione (who is historically a precursor to Zeus and even
the Titans as well). More to the point, this case is the direct
descendant of the iCog Dione™ case for the iPhone®
4, which I presented back in June.
http://steamfashion.livejournal.com/3128800.html This case is a Steampunk nod to the oracle cults of antiquity, given
that portable computation devices can be wiser that the Oracle of
Delphi. The star of the moment is the iCog Dionaea™ Case
Version 1.0B “Boilerplate Edition," which is a Steampunk case for
use with the Apple® iPad® 2 The construction is a wooden
frame-type case which leaves the touch screen open for use (similar to
"bumper cases"), but the back is closed and decorated with metal parts.
This case is handcrafted from scratch
and NOT by using a laser CAD/CAM system as others you may see
elsewhere. The iCog™ body is made primarily of wood, including Aspen,
Poplar and Pine. The case is hand-rubbed with English Walnut finish,
and for all my cases, I either use a Victorian-Era inspired black and
white, or a Cranberry-Apple felt to cushion the phone or tablet.
A spring operated trap door, located at
the bottom of the case locks open to let the iPad™ tablet in, and it
also allows access to the USB / power adapter chord. The trap door
shuts like a “mousetrap’ with a slight push, which I think gives the
case a truly “antiquarian” 19th Century feel. To top it off, I use
fully mechanized buttons, comprised of copper parts fixed directly to
the wood case and a brass-plated steel-spring mechanism to push back
the buttons. The "crown” of each button is a brass nut mounted on a
zinc rod.
For decoration, you have an instrument
panel which would make any locomotive engineer proud! You have a
pressure dial (non functional) essential for measuring the pressure of
a boiler, and you have a thermometer as well (also non
functional). Connecting the two “instruments,” you have two "iron
pipes" (actually made of solid steel), and a couple of "copper pipes"
(actually a solid copper wire) presumably, connecting the instruments,
although one copper pipe seems to be redundant as the “third
instrument” is “missing.” Several steel round covers hide the
holes for "missing instruments." Note the two "iron pipes"
actually double as the legs for the iPad® case when you set it down
on a table.
“Should you see a temperature
increase, followed by sudden pressure drop, gingerly set the
steam-powered calculation tablet down on the floor. Then run to the
nearest exit, as this is a symptom of a crack in the pressure vessel
(boiler)”
-Locomotive Engineer
These wondrous devices are all available
for purchase right now! Should you feel a strong urge to see more
machinery, please feel free to visit my establishment subsidiary at
Etsy.com:
http://www.etsy.com/people/VictorianSteampunk And without anything further to add, I declare myself at your service,
dear ladies and gentlemen, and leave you to peruse the annexed
Daguerreotypes!
Truly yours,
Adm. J. Wilhelm
United States Aiship Orca
(moonlighting as calculation engine fabricator).
Apple®
iPod®, iPhone®, iPad ®, and Smart Cover® are registered
trademarks of Apple, Inc.
iCog™ , eCog™, iCog Lid™, iCog
Tactile™, iCog Dione™, iCog Dionaea™, eCog Aeneas™ and eCog Aphrodite™
are trademarks of John William Dunn.