Spigot Cane and The Happy

[canissum]

To onceupon: I meant to get this out sooner. However, I kept getting sick. Anyhow, love the spigot cane. Everyone who sees it wants to hold it, and sometimes I'm afraid they won't give it back. On Halloween, I was surprised to learn that a friend of mine, upon seeing your post, made his own spigot cane with a metal pipe for the shaft.

Here I am in my Halloween persona as the Dastardly Spigot Man. Anything I could have done differently?