It has been so long since I recieved a spanking.

You might know Kung Fu Zombie as this movie, aka the one with the incestuous spanking.

I'm waiting for my parents to go to bed so that I can deal with some important business without the possibility of them interrupting me.

I love the predictability of this comm; that out of all the many statements on the front page, it's the one about masturbating which has the most comments.

Also, I support Drew's use of birth control, 'cause if/when she ever has kids, they should be at least somewhat planned.

I wanna get spanked and Ryan won't do it.

There needs to be a masturbation-themed term for liking all one's own statuses/posts on Facebook.

An interesting fact about Omaha's ethnic make-up is that you can apparently start a 30 minute argument in a bakery about where kolaczki comes from, how it's supposed to be made, and how it's spelled just by mentioning it.

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

This is the first time in my life where I am both horny and in a position where there is someone I could bang, which is a potentially dangerous mix.