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tbone wrote in statements Oct 27, 2012 16:17

I asked my daughter if she wanted a banana or an apple, and she said she wanted a banapple.

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tbone wrote in statements Oct 26, 2012 20:38

I cannot keep up with my daughter in Just Dance 3.

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tbone wrote in statements Jun 20, 2012 22:17

My son would rather watch My Little Pony than Transformers.

ego_sideways wrote in statements Jun 05, 2012 12:12

Le Crouton has reached that very special age where he's developing discerning tastes in weaponry.

tbone wrote in statements May 28, 2012 09:23

The kids let us sleep in until 8:30, which is almost unheard-of.

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tbone wrote in statements Mar 10, 2012 18:53

I wonder how old you guys think a kid should be before watching the Back to the Future movies.

tbone wrote in statements Mar 09, 2012 08:42

My son took a blow to the head last night, and I took him to the ER because he was showing some concussion symptoms.

tbone wrote in statements Feb 11, 2012 17:55

My son is watching one of the Pokemon movies on DVD.

tbone wrote in statements Jan 22, 2012 17:35

I decided that taking my daughter for a trike ride was more fun than watching the end of the AFC game.

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angi_is_altered wrote in statements Jan 18, 2012 21:11

You know you are a parent when going to the store alone is a treat.

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