Who the fuck put mistletoe in the showers?!? I know it didn't grow there, it's taped to the goddamn ceiling!

What wretched fuckery seizes my pen?

O cursed, cursed brothel, savaging both sanity and dignity with all the glee of an addled vagrant, his pox-ridden, syphilitic mind incapable of the intelligence granted to the most lowly mound of excrement, drying and cracking beneath the harsh, unrelenting light of the sun.

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So that music following everybody around...anybody else hear themselves singing?

(ooc: Kiba gets one of his image songs, Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior, aka the stripper song. Well, that's what I call it, anyway. Shut up, it sounds like stripper music.)