Sep 08, 2009 21:11
What wretched fuckery seizes my pen?
O cursed, cursed brothel, savaging both sanity and dignity with all the glee of an addled vagrant, his pox-ridden, syphilitic mind incapable of the intelligence granted to the most lowly mound of excrement, drying and cracking beneath the harsh, unrelenting light of the sun.
[A pause, as he tries his damnedest to write normally once again]
Woe and alack and shit.
[He gives up, disgusted.]
(ooc: He can't stop swearing. Not even for this.)
alas poor fucker we knew him well,
-juliet,
-lezard,
-ghost,
fucking crazy-ass brothel,
-blood,
-kazahana,
-p/raise,
tonight we dine in hell