I'm the queen of small, bizarre events.

[starry795]

So. I'm sitting in my room having a leisurely morning, on my bed, doing my makeup and watching Friends, when I start to hear this weird noise. Kind of like a low, soft, rumbling sound. I mute the TV and listen, but the sound stops. This goes on for about 5 minutes; I hear the noise, I mute the TV and listen, the sound goes away. The next time I hear the sound, I decide to follow it to find out what it is. I listen very closely, decide that it's coming from up towards the ceiling...I look up...AND THERE'S A PIGEON ON MY SHELF. My window was open when I went to take a shower, and I guess it must have come in during that time. I freeze, not knowing what to do, then I slooooowly move to the door and run to get my roommates, whose first reactions were to say it was really cute and to run to get a camera. They come in to my room to check it out, at which point we discover that there isn't just one pigeon, but two. My crazy roommates take some pictures and say it's really cute that pigeons wanted to make a nest and lay eggs in my room, and then one of them chases the birds out the window with a towel. I haven't checked out my shelf to see if they crapped on it yet, but I think it's safe to say I'll be throwing everything on that shelf away.

Other weird things that have happened to me in Germany:

-getting shit on by a pigeon.
-having a mouse run across the top of my bare foot.
-while jogging on a windy day, having a small branch fly off a tree and hit me in the forehead.
-putting my knee on a piece of gum under a desk during class, then crossing and uncrossing my legs so that I had a string of gum connecting my legs.

I'm not making this up.