Apparently, the shoes gods don't want me to be happy. I go to Nordstrom, try on all the red shoes they have, but none of them fit. I go to Dillard's, and they don't even have the ones I want in red. I check Zappos, and they don't even have the SHOE. I won't be stopped though. I'm going to hit every department store in the Galleria tomorrow after ( Read more... )

It took me two months, but I finally finished The West Wing Seasons 1-6.

Unfortunately, my dvd player did not survive. He will be missed.

is like no pain I have ever known.

Sure, it's a lot more fun trying to stay on it, and it causes less stress on other body parts, but you feel it for days after.

I'd probably feel it a lot more if I didn't spend half the time on it pretending to be Superman. So much fun.

So I'm coming back from the gym and I'm stopped at the light at Kingwood and Lake Houston. I'm sitting there flipping through stations when I see 4 high school boys walking down the sidewalk. In speedos and running shoes. Playing in traffic. Posing for onlookers. One of them seriously chased a car in the street ( Read more... )

Call HISD on Monday. Do not let me forget.

WHAT AM I DOING.

Whatamidoingwhatamidoingwhatamidoing.

What. Am. I. Doing.

Other than freaking out, obviously.

It is hard to make banoffee pie when the freaking condensed milk will never freaking toffee-ize itself.

Next time I will know to cook it the Hungry Monk way, not the Paula Dean way.

There is really only one thing that bothers me about the Princess Diaries books. The series is six years old or something, but it is only supposed to cover Mia's high school years, and she just turned sixteen. Yet Ms. Cabot insists on using pop culture references from the year she writes them, as opposed to the year that it should be in the story. ( Read more... )

Someone definitely should have consulted with me before deciding to air Grey's Anatomy and Studio 60 at the same time next season (not to mention the O.C., but I can wait for that in reruns).

This is how terrible this Broadway season has been:

Stephen Lynch got nominated for a Tony.

Some of you may recognize Stephen Lynch from Comedy Central as the dude who performed his comedy special in song. The very same guy who gave us the "Lullaby" song, where daddy loved his $10 whores and rubbing against little boys.

I'm speechless.