Greetings
Please save all applause to the end. I am sure you are most excited to be reading the first entry in many, many moons.
I could say that I don't have the time to write. But really, that is total bullshit. I perhaps feel as though there is nothing fantasmic going on that should be recorded in words. Then again, I could also just be incredibly lazy. We'll go with the latter, which is undoubtedly and unfortunately the truth.
So, the first big party of the summer happened just 2 days ago and was indeed, a good fucking time. I had three summer goals that I wanted to accomplish. Goals that I can look back on and tell my kids that these were things I did in my "college days" when I was "young and stupid." It sounds great already. With only one month left of being a college gal, what with going for the masters and all, I feel as though the following activities were necessary to accomplish before graduation. Without further ado, I aimed to do a kegstand, funnel a beer, and shotgun a beer this summer. Much to my amazement, and others, I was sucessful in completing not 1, not 2, but all 3 of these goals just the other day. That should tell how fantastically amazing the party was and how fantastically drunk I was as well.
Although these goals are complete, I feel it is undeniably necessary to have another party following graduation. Though I will be a college gal no longer, I will ensure that this party is tremendous. This is why you should keep Saturday, August 4th available on your calendar. You will not want to miss this momentous event.
I have but one goal left to conquer. I am making a pact, a deal, a promise, an agreement if you will, with myself. I have until August 4th to succeed. If I fail, well then I guess I am a failure.
Wish me luck. ::trots off::
I could say that I don't have the time to write. But really, that is total bullshit. I perhaps feel as though there is nothing fantasmic going on that should be recorded in words. Then again, I could also just be incredibly lazy. We'll go with the latter, which is undoubtedly and unfortunately the truth.
So, the first big party of the summer happened just 2 days ago and was indeed, a good fucking time. I had three summer goals that I wanted to accomplish. Goals that I can look back on and tell my kids that these were things I did in my "college days" when I was "young and stupid." It sounds great already. With only one month left of being a college gal, what with going for the masters and all, I feel as though the following activities were necessary to accomplish before graduation. Without further ado, I aimed to do a kegstand, funnel a beer, and shotgun a beer this summer. Much to my amazement, and others, I was sucessful in completing not 1, not 2, but all 3 of these goals just the other day. That should tell how fantastically amazing the party was and how fantastically drunk I was as well.
Although these goals are complete, I feel it is undeniably necessary to have another party following graduation. Though I will be a college gal no longer, I will ensure that this party is tremendous. This is why you should keep Saturday, August 4th available on your calendar. You will not want to miss this momentous event.
I have but one goal left to conquer. I am making a pact, a deal, a promise, an agreement if you will, with myself. I have until August 4th to succeed. If I fail, well then I guess I am a failure.
Wish me luck. ::trots off::