Standard-Issue Update:
Life has equaled madness of late, I'm afraid. Some of the stuff that's been going on, in five sentences or less:
1. I've been waging war against realtors, who, thanks to the impending move and the fact that the house is now on the market, have felt the need to rearrange all my stuff and 'de-personalize' my home, something that I DO NOT APPROVE.
2. My Lent-induced vegetarianism is...hard, especially in the face of delicious, delicious cheeseburgers.
3. I met the girl I'll be traveling to England with (the runner-up in the essay contest I won); her name is Morgan, she wrote about Princess Diana, has purple in her hair and seems pretty cool -- I'm just glad for company on what'll be a nine-hour plane ride.
4. My hair is all chopped off again, and apparently I'm rockin' the Kiera Knightley look?
5. I got a sexy new Nikon D40 camera named Bob that is going to be my constant companion from now on -- I love it already, and a picspam from it will be along shortly.
...I didn't say they'd be short sentences. :P