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hello my april fools
in the year 1582 pope gregory 13 ordered a new calendar, the gregorian calendar, to replace the julian calendar - under the julian calendar the new year was celebrated for eight days beginning on march 25th and ending on april 1st to coincide with the vernal equinox but under the gregorian calendar the new year started on january 1st for whatever reason - since it was 1582 the spread of information was slow so it took people a long time to be informed of the calendar change - and even when word did finally spread throughout europe many countries refused to accept the new calendar right away - so those that were clueless and stubborn still celebrated the new year on april 1st and became known as the april fools
i am an april fool - i am also a may fool and a june fool and a july fool and so on and so on - i havent yet figured out if recognition of my foolishness makes me more or less of a fool - i guess that all depends on whether or not i believe foolishness is an inevitable state of being - because if it is then my recognition makes me less of a fool but if it is not then i am quite the dunce
i am partial to piercings but i do like tattoos as well - because of the permanence of a tattoo i have yet to get one - i want to be sure that i'll really like whatever i ink into my skin - i have a really great idea, now i just have to see if it sticks - its kind of intense so it might be the only one i ever get/need - it is also going to require a little research because it wont be in english - it should come as no surprise that it is related to a biblical verse
i fast one day a week (monday) - and i am fast
im also strong and verile and looking to be the lead singer of a band (a good band) as well as some lady's (some pretty lady) summer lover - im very excited for summer because i love sun, i love suntan lotion, i love beach and polka dot bikinis and i love to be tan
sometimes i want to squeeze all my muscles at once and burst out of my skin - because im so much bigger inside - im like a martial arts student in training eager to show the teacher what i have learned, eager to go out on my own - but with a calm yet stern look he says 'you are not yet ready - more training, more practice, more confidence'
damn, when the kids start talking about the good ol days what the hell am i left with - sure those days were great fun but i was an introverted sorry sac - i dont want to go back but i cant see into the future and now is lame, so what am i left with - "i pray for a way to make you happy 'cause i'm sick and i'm tired of your whining, complaining, pissing and moaning" - that goes for all of you - sometimes i dont want any part of it - but sometimes i want to be in the center of the dance circle - what a pain in the ass
gimme gimme shock treatment
enough reading, why dont you stop wasting your time and rotting your brain and go back to the television - she misses you, she really does - and the remote is starting to cool down without your sweaty grip to keep her warm
i want to thank my newest friend for her musical entertainment tonight - i enjoy your company and although our interaction so far has been limited, i figure this is just the beginning
they say curiosity killed the cat - im allergic to them so i dont mind - but my own curiosity is starting to get the better of me - i write all the time for my own satisfaction but when i write here its mainly for my friends enjoyment - with few friends, who actually reads this - although i am big and scary, i wont bite your head off if you want to be my comrade - at least not until i drink all of your blood - and i guarantee that your iq will increase after reading what i have to say
as always - my love, affection and pity
the dream operator, general (stagger) lee
in the year 1582 pope gregory 13 ordered a new calendar, the gregorian calendar, to replace the julian calendar - under the julian calendar the new year was celebrated for eight days beginning on march 25th and ending on april 1st to coincide with the vernal equinox but under the gregorian calendar the new year started on january 1st for whatever reason - since it was 1582 the spread of information was slow so it took people a long time to be informed of the calendar change - and even when word did finally spread throughout europe many countries refused to accept the new calendar right away - so those that were clueless and stubborn still celebrated the new year on april 1st and became known as the april fools
i am an april fool - i am also a may fool and a june fool and a july fool and so on and so on - i havent yet figured out if recognition of my foolishness makes me more or less of a fool - i guess that all depends on whether or not i believe foolishness is an inevitable state of being - because if it is then my recognition makes me less of a fool but if it is not then i am quite the dunce
i am partial to piercings but i do like tattoos as well - because of the permanence of a tattoo i have yet to get one - i want to be sure that i'll really like whatever i ink into my skin - i have a really great idea, now i just have to see if it sticks - its kind of intense so it might be the only one i ever get/need - it is also going to require a little research because it wont be in english - it should come as no surprise that it is related to a biblical verse
i fast one day a week (monday) - and i am fast
im also strong and verile and looking to be the lead singer of a band (a good band) as well as some lady's (some pretty lady) summer lover - im very excited for summer because i love sun, i love suntan lotion, i love beach and polka dot bikinis and i love to be tan
sometimes i want to squeeze all my muscles at once and burst out of my skin - because im so much bigger inside - im like a martial arts student in training eager to show the teacher what i have learned, eager to go out on my own - but with a calm yet stern look he says 'you are not yet ready - more training, more practice, more confidence'
damn, when the kids start talking about the good ol days what the hell am i left with - sure those days were great fun but i was an introverted sorry sac - i dont want to go back but i cant see into the future and now is lame, so what am i left with - "i pray for a way to make you happy 'cause i'm sick and i'm tired of your whining, complaining, pissing and moaning" - that goes for all of you - sometimes i dont want any part of it - but sometimes i want to be in the center of the dance circle - what a pain in the ass
gimme gimme shock treatment
enough reading, why dont you stop wasting your time and rotting your brain and go back to the television - she misses you, she really does - and the remote is starting to cool down without your sweaty grip to keep her warm
i want to thank my newest friend for her musical entertainment tonight - i enjoy your company and although our interaction so far has been limited, i figure this is just the beginning
they say curiosity killed the cat - im allergic to them so i dont mind - but my own curiosity is starting to get the better of me - i write all the time for my own satisfaction but when i write here its mainly for my friends enjoyment - with few friends, who actually reads this - although i am big and scary, i wont bite your head off if you want to be my comrade - at least not until i drink all of your blood - and i guarantee that your iq will increase after reading what i have to say
as always - my love, affection and pity
the dream operator, general (stagger) lee