Apr 27, 2005 13:32
dear linus and lucy,
because you piss me off so much, im left with no choice but to preach
when i was a little boy my mama told me 'there are two kinds of people in this word, givers and takers' - only now do i understand the truth and depth of those words
im fed up with everyone - wake up you stupid fools
im talking about all you punks who traded your crass class to become socially acceptable 'rockers' (barf) - who complain a lot but do nothing, who talk about feelings but have no sense of self - feelings, blah - what is this, the avril lavigne fan club, the spoiled youth of america society - give me a break - and its not about the bondage pants or how many forties you can drink (the aesthetic), it never was - its about seeing through all the layers of bullshit, being better than everyone else, knowing that you're better and not taking any of their nonsense while always maintaining your charm - whatever happened to death or glory - can i get an amen?
im talking about those clueless democrats holding hands on capital hill and singing tom petty's 'i won't back down' - you have already backed down you spineless hippies - im talking about those crotchety, hypocritical republicans who manage to fool the public every time - 'fool me once shame on you, fool me twice... i'll shoot ya' - can i get an amen?
im talking about all those damn non-catholics commenting on the new pope - no one cares about your opinion - and here's my equally unimportant opinion, all those catholics that were hoping for a modern, progressive pope just want someone to tell them that their decadent, selfish and sinful lives are actually acceptable in the eyes of God - can i get an amen?
to my young brothers and sisters, don't let the man tell you when and how to be 'productive' and 'successful' - is it even possible to succeed without knowing failure? the only failure is not understanding that you live so many different lives in your one lifetime - can i get an amen?
you think you're better than all the rest? you think you can see through all the bullshit? okay, when was the last time you bought a homeless person lunch?
amen i need a drink
show me the way to the next whiskey bar
always judging with a smiling face,
general (stagger) lee