Allison says: (5:35:04 PM ( Read more... )

Allison : my ear is bleeding
Kirsten: whoa
Kirsten : what?
Allison : settle down. in between one of the ridges of the outer ear.
Kirsten : well that's a relief...i'd already picked up the phone to call 911 for you
Allison : aw. too bad it would have called the Potomac 911 and i would have died
Kirsten : eh, it would have bled slowly

Jason : you know girls, find me one
Allison : the only ones i know there are either taken or married
Jason : can you import one?
Jason : I have a spare bedroom
Allison : try craigslist
Jason : isn't that for hookers?
Allison : beggars can't be choosers, jason