Jason : you know girls, find me one
Allison : the only ones i know there are either taken or married
Jason : can you import one?
Jason : I have a spare bedroom
Allison : try craigslist
Jason : isn't that for hookers?
Allison : beggars can't be choosers, jason

I'm off work today and drowning myself in homework all day. Be entertaining. Leave silly comments.

( Try to take over the world! )

Because it's too cool not to.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2139555376132383479

Today I saw a bumper sticker that said:

"I was born okay the first time."

Completely offensive. And yet, mildly hilarious.

There is a little girl in the musical I am currently in. In fact, this is her. Her name is Alexandria ( Read more... )

I ordered new checks :)

For the first time since college.

Aren't they cute?!

Back Story: On our fridge, Kelly and I have a dry erase board -- To leave messages or notes or whatever to each other. Every month, when my new issue of In Style comes, Kelly and I have taken to writing down on the dry erase board what's in our horoscopes to see if they come true. So far so good ( Read more... )

The more I go to St. Mel's the more I realize how silly people are and the whole ordeal is ( Read more... )

You know how they say pets and their owners start to resemble each other after a while....???


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