Coming soon...the Blue Balls Non-Pr0n Meme!
Plenty of people have enjoyed
perdiccas 's anonymous kink meme, but now it's winding down, and we still have months to go before there's new Heroes. Whatever is the fic community to do? Well, a few days ago I was being insane with some other people who shall remain nameless though they may not be innocent, and we realied that the next challenge we need is...
THE BLUE BALLS NON-PR0N MEME!!!!
Here's the idea. You start out with a premise that sounds like it's going to be the set-up for a hot and steamy PWP fic....but you turn it into something completely clean and innocuous. Like this:
"Sylar gently cups Mohinder's chin and stares deeply into his eyes. By using one of his many abilities in an unusual way, he has detected that Mohinder has early stage glaucoma. They visit a doctor who treats Mohinder and explains to him the importance of frequent visits to the opthamologist, and Sylar confesses that he had to take over the family business because his father ignored the early warning signs of eye disease and eventually was unable to perform the work anymore. Then they have ice cream."
This meme is all about crack, crack, and more crack, and I'm looking forward to it, but then I am sick and twisted. ;0) Before we get started, though, I'd like to ask a favor of everyone. I'd like to come up with prompts that people can use if they want, but I hang out in a very narrow corner of the fandom, and I'd like to encourage all kinds of pairings. If you've got any ideas for porny prompts that we can corrupt and twist into cleanliness, please leave them here in the comments. The more clichéd, the better! Remember: crack is the point! This weekend, I'll combine any suggested prompts into a new post and we can start off the silliness.
Also: would anyone be willing to help me pimp this around a bit? I feel like a hypocrite joining comms just to pimp a meme. The lovely
aurillyalready volunteered to help a bit with comms she belongs to; if anyone has an OTP and is willing to tell their fellow shippers about this, I would really appreciate it - the more pairings, the merrier!!!
perdiccas 's anonymous kink meme, but now it's winding down, and we still have months to go before there's new Heroes. Whatever is the fic community to do? Well, a few days ago I was being insane with some other people who shall remain nameless though they may not be innocent, and we realied that the next challenge we need is...
THE BLUE BALLS NON-PR0N MEME!!!!
Here's the idea. You start out with a premise that sounds like it's going to be the set-up for a hot and steamy PWP fic....but you turn it into something completely clean and innocuous. Like this:
"Sylar gently cups Mohinder's chin and stares deeply into his eyes. By using one of his many abilities in an unusual way, he has detected that Mohinder has early stage glaucoma. They visit a doctor who treats Mohinder and explains to him the importance of frequent visits to the opthamologist, and Sylar confesses that he had to take over the family business because his father ignored the early warning signs of eye disease and eventually was unable to perform the work anymore. Then they have ice cream."
This meme is all about crack, crack, and more crack, and I'm looking forward to it, but then I am sick and twisted. ;0) Before we get started, though, I'd like to ask a favor of everyone. I'd like to come up with prompts that people can use if they want, but I hang out in a very narrow corner of the fandom, and I'd like to encourage all kinds of pairings. If you've got any ideas for porny prompts that we can corrupt and twist into cleanliness, please leave them here in the comments. The more clichéd, the better! Remember: crack is the point! This weekend, I'll combine any suggested prompts into a new post and we can start off the silliness.
Also: would anyone be willing to help me pimp this around a bit? I feel like a hypocrite joining comms just to pimp a meme. The lovely
aurillyalready volunteered to help a bit with comms she belongs to; if anyone has an OTP and is willing to tell their fellow shippers about this, I would really appreciate it - the more pairings, the merrier!!!