I have a friend who wants arm warmers. She lives far away. Any good web sites for them, or a place in town I can buy and mail them from ( Read more... )

Look at the kid here. You tell me that boy isn't as embarresed to be in that photo as I am to see him ( Read more... )

I know so many people completely in this state of continuous partial attention that, well, I'd say it isn't funny, but it is. By trying to be important they have achieved a state of complete impotence ( Read more... )

Man, do I have as high an opinion of myself as everyone else out there? Wait, I'm worse, aren't I? Crap ( Read more... )