I used to be like this.

[squid_pants]

I know so many people completely in this state of continuous partial attention that, well, I'd say it isn't funny, but it is. By trying to be important they have achieved a state of complete impotence.
Keep it up people, soon the entire human race will be simply spinning it's wheels and finally be mostly harmless.
Oh, dare to dream. . .
(link from the ever great Boing Boing. You don't need me to actually link to the site, do you?)