This moment keeps randomly popping into my head, and it makes me chuckle each time so I'm going to write it down (even though I feel like I have already ( Read more... )

<3 Dr. Hixon. I found these while studying for my midterm.

"So this is a fish that fishes for other fish with a fishing lure."
(Guess which fish he's talking about)

"Have you seen a video of a sea cucumber pooping? It's like--oh, I'm not going to say it...it's Friday, I'm going to say it: it's like a turd taking a dump."

"I'm sorry that we got so far behind. Actually, I'm not sorry; it doesn't bother me. And if bothers you, I don't care. Deal with it."

"Maybe there's a god and that's a giant soap bubble and he's just screwing with our brains."

"We are stardust."

"Poor kid. Sometimes it's hard having a nerdy dad."

"My girlfriend, who is now my wife, sat out...only looking at the stars of course. *sheepish grin*"

Talking about a ball swinging back and forth on a string at the front of the room:

"So what makes this stop? Yeah, gravity is a great wrong answer."

Something else: "I'm sorry, I'm wasting our time on the Flat Earth Society."
There's a Flat Earth Society? Yes, there is...

Astronomy professor today ( Read more... )

I have read the thread in the title way too much ( Read more... )

"Oh Big Joe, no one can ever know of our forbidden love."

"Nah, I think I'll just let you die."

"NOO! Not Big Joe! Our forbidden love!"

Whoa. Ultra sugar dosage today. Two Pepsis (I drank the first one not knowing that they'd only have Pepsi at dinner tonight), some Jelly Bellies, a chocolate Hostess cupcake (damn it, Mom), candy at the movie night (damn Swedish Fish) and well...okay, I usually don't have that much soda in a day ( Read more... )

I had an odd moment today right before closing the window that held my conversation with Joe on AIM. We spoke about writing diaries and as a result, remembering things we wouldn't have otherwise. It's pretty enlightening to read my journals from 8th, 9th grade. I don't write about the details much anymore. I think it's just the lack of desire ( Read more... )