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[squeemu]

As Baco pointed out, we made some sort of pact (I think it might have involved blood, did it involve blood? Because it should have) to update once a day for a month. ...Which I guess is 30 days. I'm hoping that it'll, I dunno, -- actually, I don't know why. Maybe that's what I'll learn by the end. I know I had some reason, something about improving

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[wolfenkahlon]

Because: Cows. Is a good reason for most things.

Damn... now I feel like I should actually update or something...

The odder the professor, the better they are, it's like a rule or something.

The thought of 'Absolutely gorgeous' parasites makes me imagine people with parasite envy... "Tch. Ringworm is soooo last year." (Er, do fungi count as parasites? I don't remember...); which makes me think I may have heard of people seeking tapeworm as a weightloss method... I really hope that was comedy or spoof news or something because: eeew...

I need a 'Science!' icon...

[squeemu]

I think there should be a shirt with that slogan. "Because: Cows." And maybe the back could show a cow's rear end, or front end, or, I don't know, something else. Possibly something completely unrelated to cows.

Ha! We've totally started something! It makes me freakishly happy, how many people have updated their LJ today.

It's so true. The best ones are insane, although apparently there's a fine line between "good insane" and just plain "crazy insane." One of my cousin's English professors always came to class with his tie tucked into his pants. One day, when both his hands were full, it came untucked and he felt it was such a transgression of politeness that he asked a student to come up and tuck it back in, since it would have been much worse to let it go another second.

Ahaha! "OMG, like, where did you get that hookworm? I've been just dying to get an authentic one." (I-I'm not sure. I'll let you know if we ever talk about it in class, though! I don't see why it couldn't be, though.) HOLY CRAP, worst weight loss method ever.

[wolfenkahlon]

HOLY CRAP, worst weight loss method ever. Except maybe the one in which you take pills that cause extreme diarrhea; I just don't get that one.

And now I'm reminded of the emergency, 'only use it if you're trapped in the middle of nowhere on a desert island' cure for tapeworm, which I won't unleash upon people without request... or while they are eating dinner.

On the one hand 'yay! Lame humour!' on the other 'Aaargh! Chemistry!' I have icons that aren't Blood+ related! Like... er, the one I have used for this comment! And... uh... okay... so that's it... in other words: I can has icon please?

[squeemu]

You can't mention some horribly gross thing and then not tell! Now I'm curious. Unleash the horror!

Here is the icon! It is totally A-OK to not take it, since, uh, lame chemistry joke, I am vaguely embarrassed for having made it, etc., but yes! It is totally A-OK if you take it, too!

[wolfenkahlon]

Well...

How to Remove Tapeworms if You Are Trapped in the Middle of Nowhere or on a Desert Island etc

Step 1: Dig a hole.

Step 2: Brew yourself a nice mug of bracken tea (bracken fronds in boiling water).

Step 3: Remove all nether clothing (i.e. trousers/pants, underwear etc).

Step 4: Squat over hole Seriously. Do this step before step 5. I'm not kidding here.

Step 5: Take a drink of your bracken tea.

Step 6: Lose everything that has ever been in your digestive system, ever, via your rectum, immediately, in about the space of half a second. Including, of course, the tapeworm.

Step 7: Collapses well away from the hole, shiver a bit and reflect on how you will try your hardest never to catch tapeworm ever again.

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I will take your icon for it features an '____ do it from behind' joke, and also I vaguely remember what is going on in that diagram.

See? I have taken it!