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As Baco pointed out, we made some sort of pact (I think it might have involved blood, did it involve blood? Because it should have) to update once a day for a month. ...Which I guess is 30 days. I'm hoping that it'll, I dunno, -- actually, I don't know why. Maybe that's what I'll learn by the end. I know I had some reason, something about improving
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Here is the icon! It is totally A-OK to not take it, since, uh, lame chemistry joke, I am vaguely embarrassed for having made it, etc., but yes! It is totally A-OK if you take it, too!
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How to Remove Tapeworms if You Are Trapped in the Middle of Nowhere or on a Desert Island etc
Step 1: Dig a hole.
Step 2: Brew yourself a nice mug of bracken tea (bracken fronds in boiling water).
Step 3: Remove all nether clothing (i.e. trousers/pants, underwear etc).
Step 4: Squat over hole Seriously. Do this step before step 5. I'm not kidding here.
Step 5: Take a drink of your bracken tea.
Step 6: Lose everything that has ever been in your digestive system, ever, via your rectum, immediately, in about the space of half a second. Including, of course, the tapeworm.
Step 7: Collapses well away from the hole, shiver a bit and reflect on how you will try your hardest never to catch tapeworm ever again.
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I will take your icon for it features an '____ do it from behind' joke, and also I vaguely remember what is going on in that diagram.
See? I have taken it!
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