Last Friday, I sent Dirk an email that included two emoticons: a smiley face and this little guy: :P ( Read more... )

I wonder what detail in my Facebook profile is code for "Yes, please send me explicit details of your sexual fantasies involving Labrador retrievers."

If I manage to figure it out, I will swiftly remove it and save both me and SUNYA alumni a lot of embarrassment.

The other day, some guy felt me up outside a restaurant bathroom. Fun ( Read more... )

My sister went to the emergency room yesterday for a staph infection. She had a mosquito bite on her stomach that became infected and grew to three or four inches in diameter ( Read more... )

1. A few days ago, I met a man who looked to be about sixty years old. Upon our introduction, he took my hand in his, raised it to his lips, and then...kissed his own hand. Not mine. HisThis was a first for me. Perhaps he decided at the last minute that my hand wasn't clean enough to touch his lips or maybe he wasn't sure which hand was mine. ( Read more... )

More than a year ago, I noticed a small bump on the top of my head--directly in the center and about an inch above my hairline. I thought it might be a pimple, but it never went away. It just sat there, this little bump on my scalp, not painful and not doing any harm ( Read more... )

Slept in a little late today and didn't have time to eat breakfast at home, so I buy these little chocolate donuts out of the vending machine. I always think of John Belushi when I buy them, which isn't often, but still ( Read more... )