Last night I had a dream about you ( Read more... )

How can you be mad at me for hiding, how can you be upset that I avoided you. You are the girl by which every girl since is measured. I loved you, I still love you, I still wonder where you are, and how your doing. If i had the same chance to see you again I would take it now, I wasn't ready then, I couldn't do that yet. I would drop everything at ( Read more... )

My mom was telling me about how she brought 2 wishbones to her work, so that whichever coworkers were on either side of the wishbones would wish to win the lottery, that way they would have irrefutable luck & win. Well of course they didn't win, but ironically(seems like irony but i'm a bit fuzzy on that concept) the people who did win lived in the ( Read more... )

Another observation found from my life on the Xway. Normal people who tend to live nearish the express way do things to conceal either there house or their lovely view of the expressway, be this a large fence, a line of trees or what ever to add a barrier of physical and ocular blockage. Lately however Ive noticed absurdly rich people cut the trees ( Read more... )

So I'm standing in line at a Wendy's in Lexington, KY, behind a lovely couple, I'm sure a bastion of the truckers team driver community the represent, and they are discussing the current Wendy's ad campaign, the guy wearing the Wendy's wig urging us to vote for more side item options. Well they don't really seem to grasp the concept behind the ads ( Read more... )

Argh.

Just 2 days into it and this has been an odd week, Sunday night I had an uber bizzarro dream, Monday I got to see a man on a bike get attacked by a flying Canadian Goose....twice, and today I helped fell a tree in my backyard. The dream interestingly enough had Dominique in it(that always means it's gonna be a weird 1), it also had the oldest, the ( Read more... )

This is something I'd never expect to hear but has become my new catch-all phrase. "There's nothing as funny as a cock with a Cannibal Corpse signature on it." This was utter by a friend of mine after I asked him to get me an autograph on something by CannibleCorpse, as I'm sure he'll get to talk to them because his band is opening up for them ( Read more... )

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This is an excerpt from T-shirt hell's Mayhit edition of their monthly news letter, well ok it's the whole damn thing, but it made me laugh till my balls hurt, so I had to share it. This isn't my wording but more should really know about this and how right it makes the world ( Read more... )