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This is something I'd never expect to hear but has become my new catch-all phrase. "There's nothing as funny as a cock with a Cannibal Corpse signature on it." This was utter by a friend of mine after I asked him to get me an autograph on something by CannibleCorpse, as I'm sure he'll get to talk to them because his band is opening up for them tonight. I made sure to emphasize an autograph on anything besides his wiener, cause....well...you gotta specify things like that with people I know, mainly cause I'm sure he would of retorted something about his wiener had I not said something 1st.