My bike has a flat tire. Has had a flat tire for quite a while. I haven't fixed it because, quite frankly, I need a new bike. My old bicycle is rusted all to hell. The reason it's so rusted is that we can't fit 2 bikes in the shed. Since I was using mine all the time, and baronmind uses his almost never, mine was the one that was constantly outside. ( Read more... )

I'm a sassy girl, I'm a pop machine.
--Ontogeny, Jason Webley

Birthday festivities began around 12:15 a.m. when it came up in conversation that it was my birthday. An impromptu chorus of Happy Birthday was sung, and when I jokingly demanded my cake, baronmind took off like a shot. Which frightened me. He returned shortly thereafter with a ( giant sugar cookie )

--Land of the Dead, Voltaire

Last night I premiered Glass Slippers & Good Fairies. Sort of. I prepped four stories, and when I arrived at Coldstone there were two little girls and one little boy already there. I took a moment to take off my cloak and take a breath. Then I introduced myself to them. They immediately requested that I tell The ( Read more... )

I was going to leave this as a comment for bosfan24 (who originally linked to this article), but as the aggravated responses started piling up in my head, I decided it was probably worth a post of its own ( Read more... )

just don't say I didn't warn you.In other news, I pass roadkill with some frequency on my commute to and from work. Since I'm on my bike, I'm usually going slowly and my morbid curiosity means that I generally manage to identify it. Raccoons and groundhogs are bad enough, but today, just a couple blocks from the house, I passed--what was once--a ( Read more... )

• 08:11 Made it to work in just an hour! ...too bad no one's here to let me in. #
• 08:40 twitpic.com/6q50 - Because I'm bored: a photo of my bike. #

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