DEAR STOLEN DIARY
DEAR DEAN'S DIARY: (WHAT? I DON'T HAVE ONE OF MY OWN AND I NEEDED TO KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING GOING ON THIS WEEK...)
JUST GOT BACK FROM ANNA AND GABE'S AND DECIDED I'D WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW DAYS BECAUSE, HO BOY, IT WAS A LOT...
ALRIGHT, SO THIS WEEKEND STARTED OFF KIND OF SLOW WITH SAM GIVING US YET ANOTHER PRESENT THAT WAS, ONCE MORE, TOTALLY UNSUBTLE. IT'S OKAY, SAM. WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY. THIS TIME IT WAS A KICK ASS POCKET WATCH THAT MOSTLY EVERYONE LOVED. MARY PAINTED HERS OVER AND THERE WAS SOME DRAMA.
HARRY THEN DECIDED TO 'BREAK UP' WITH ME WTF? WE WERE BARELY FRIENDS, LET ALONE IN A RELATIONSHIP. BECAUSE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH MAGGIE. (EVERYONE TOTALLY SAW THAT COMING.) HE ALSO MANAGED TO INSINUATE THAT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH DEAN WAS ALL A RUSE. TREEHOUSE COLLECTIVELY FACEPALMED, OF COURSE.
NEXT, CHUCK DECIDED TO TELL US ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES TAKING THE TRIPLETS TO GET THEIR CHECK UPS AND HAVING TO PRETEND HE WAS CHUCK'S SISTER. EVERYTHING WENT WELL UNTIL HE BUMPED INTO TOBY, THE RECEPTIONIST WHO HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FROM THE HOSPITAL. HE ENDED UP GOING HOME WITH TOBY'S NUMBER BUT GAVE IT TO CASEY INSTEAD. EVERYONE ELSE WAS SUPER PLEASED THAT THE TRIPLETS WERE SO ADVANCED FOR THEIR AGE (POSSIBLY BECAUSE CHUCK IS A GOD? LITTLE JESUSES? WHO KNOWS.)
THEN, BECAUSE CAS HAS BEEN FEELING DOWN LATELY DUE TO ASH BEING SNATCHED AWAY, DEAN AND I TOOK HIM TO THE BEACH. WE ALL LOOKED AWESOME IN OUR BATHING SUITS, CAS TURNED OUT TO BE GOOD AT SURFING AND GREAT AT SAND SCULPTING UNTIL SOME LITTLE KID KNOCKED HIS CASTLE OVER. EVERYONE WAS GLAD THAT CAS FELT A BIT BETTER. CAS WAS TRAUMATIZED AFTER STUMBLING IN ON DEAN AND I... ERM... 'BAKING.' I HAD A DISCUSSION WITH ANNA ABOUT FEELINGS AND MADE A DINNER DATE FOR SATURDAY NIGHT
ALISTAIR AND CASEY GOT TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO TORTURE THIS PEDOPHILE WHO HAD BEEN RAPING LITTLE GIRLS. EVERYONE WAS KIND OF DISTURBED BY THIS, BUT NOT HORRIFIED BECAUSE OF THE TORTUREE. DEAN AND ADAM HAD A BITCHFIGHT ABOUT DEAN'S NERD CREDENTIALS (NO OFFENCE, YOU TWO, BUT IT WAS A REALLY STUPID FIGHT.) BECKY THREW ON HER SHIPPING GOGGLES AND ASSUMED THAT IT WAS A DATE DATE..
AFTER THAT, ANDY POSTED, INFORMING AVA THAT THEY NEEDED TO HAVE A 'TALK.' BASICALLY, FROM WHAT I GATHERED, THEY DECIDED THAT BEING TOGETHER RIGHT NOW ISN'T THE BEST IDEA. EVERYONE FELT VERY SORRY FOR ANDY AND I WISHED THEM BOTH GOOD LUCK. JUST SAYING, AVA. EVERYONE WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND THE WINCHESTERS AND MICHAEL DECIDED TO GET DRUNK.
ELLEN AND JO GOT BACK FROM AN AWESOME MOTHER/DAUGHTER HUNTING TRIP WHERE THEY ENDED UP GANKING A BUNCH OF SPARKLEPIRES. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY AND THEN MAGGIE AND HARRY CONFESSED THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER IN THE COMMENTS AND IT WAS ADORABLE <3
NEXT, RAFFI FINALLY TURNED LILITH BACK INTO HER NORMAL SELF AND WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY HER MIND REGRESSED. AND HE SPONSERED AN ADORABLE LITTLE CHINESE GIRL IN CAS' NAME (WHICH WAS KINDA SWEET) EVERYONE COOED OVER IT AND EVERYONE WAS GLAD LILITH WAS BACK TO NORMAL.
HARRY AND MAGGIE THEN ANNOUNCED THEIR DATING STATUS AND CAME UP WITH THE WORST SHIPPING NAME EVER. SORRY, MAGGIE. I STILL THINK MARRY SOUNDS AWESOME THOUGH~ AND WENT ON AN ADORABLE DATE. EVERYONE CONGRATULATED THEM AND IT WAS SWEET, OK.
THEN, AVA MADE A POST ABOUT HER FIANCEE, BRADY, BACK FROM THE 'DEAD', APPARENTLY. TURNS OUT, HE WAS ACTUALLY A DEMON ALL ALONG AND WAS MANIPULATING HER, THE WAY HE MANIPULATED SAM AND JESS. WAY DICK MOVE THERE, THOUGH MOST OF IT SHOULD BE ON AZAZEL... THE HORSEMEN ARE OVERJOYED THAT THEIR 'STABLEBOY' IS BACK. AVA FREAKS OUT AND GETS THE COLT FROM SAM TO GO KILL AZAZEL.
ED FINALLY GOT TO COME HOME FROM CHUCK AND BECKY'S AND CAME BEARING GIFTS FOR EVERYONE WHO BUSTED HIM OUT. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY EXCEPT FOR AVA WHO PROCEEDED TO HOLD ED AT GUNPOINT BUT THEN FREAKED OUT AND RAN OFF. HARRY INFORMED ED THAT HE WAS MOVING OUT BECAUSE AVA ATTACKED HIM BUT I THINK ED CONVINCED HIM TO STAY. (CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.)
SIR ANNOUNCED THAT HE AND MARY WERE GOING ON VACATION, DROPPED WILLIAM AT OUR APARTMENT (HE'S SO CUTE! HE'S DRAWING PICTURES FOR CAS WHILE I WRITE THIS UP~) AND TOOK MARY TO IRELAND *JEALOUS* EVERYONE WISHED THEM A GOOD TIME AND MARY AND SIR PRESUMABLY GOT IT ON BUT I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT THREAD.
CASEY INTRODUCED HERSELF PROPERLY AND EXPLAINED WHY SHE IS THE WAY SHE IS. EVERYONE (EVEN RAPHAEL WTF) WAS OKAY WITH WHAT SHE SAID AND GAVE HER HUGS AND LOVE. BRADY WAS KIND OF A DICK ABOUT IT BUT WHATEVER. THEY WORKED IT OUT SO IT'S ALL GOOD.
CASEY AND ANNA THEN WENT OUT DANCING TOGETHER AND... ERM... MADE A MOVIE WITH GABE. *AWKWARD* EVERYONE CONGRATULATED THEM ON HAVING A GOOD TIME AND COMPLIMENTED THEM ON THEIR DANCE MOVES. ANNA AND I PROCEEDED TO BE AWKWARD AND ADORABLE IN THE COMMENTS
NEXT, HARRY ANNOUNCED THAT HE AND THE OTHER TWO GHOSTFACERS (WHERE'S SPRUCE??) WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO TOGETHER TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR AWHILE. THEY DIDN'T REALIZE BUT THEY SHOWED UP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ICP CONCERT FUCKING MAGNETS. HOW DO THEY WORK? AND THEY GOT CREEPED ON BY SOME OF THE JUGGALOS. THEY GOT AWAY FROM THERE AND HAD SOME WHEELCHAIR RACES THEN GOT EXTREMELY HIGH AND ACCIDENTALLY CALLED 9-1-1. MAGGIE AND HARRY PLAYFULLY WRESTLED AND WERE CUTE. EVERYONE CRACKED UP AND WERE BASICALLY GLAD THEY HAD A GOOD TIME.
ADAM POSTED ABOUT HIS TIME WORKING AT SACRED HEART. BASICALLY, HE WEARS THE BEST BANDANNA EVER, HIS COWORKERS ARE SLIGHTLY INSANE, BUT HE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME. THERE WAS MUCH NERDERY IN THE COMMENTS PLUS AN INCREDIBLY AWKWARD CONVERSATION BETWEEN MICHAEL AND ADAM ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
...THEN AVA SHOT AZAZEL. (WTF?!) EVERYONE KIND OF FREAKED OUT (UNDERSTANDABLY) AND I GOT ADORABLE DRAWINGS FROM WILLIAM <33 AVA CLUNG TO ANDY AND IGNORED EVERYONE. THEN FREAKED OUT ON BRADY. ...YEAAAAH. BUT AZ IS OKAY NOW~
BOBBY THEN TOOK JESS OUT FOR SOME SHOOTING LESSONS AND APPARENTLY TO SHOW OFF HIS BUTT *GIGGLE* TURNS OUT, JESS IS A NATURAL AND ENDED UP DOING AWESOMELY. EVERYONE WAS VERY IMPRESSED ELLEN AND BOBBY TOTALLY FLIRTED IT UP
THEN IT WAS LUCI'S BIRTHDAY! MICHAEL, GABE, AND LILITH THREW HIM AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY PARTY. LUCI PROCEEDED TO GET INCREDIBLY SMASHED AND WAS ADORABLE. (HE ALSO TRIED TO FIND A SKUNK TO GET IT DRUNK BUT WE PERSUADED HIM TO TRY THAT ON MARVIN, MY PIGEON, INSTEAD. APPARENTLY MARVIN TELLS JOKES WHEN HE'S DRUNK THAT ONLY LUCI CAN HEAR) HARRY MADE VERY SEXUAL GESTURES AT LUCI AND PRETENDED THEY WERE AT THE CAKE MICHAEL AND LUCI HUGGED IT OUT AND GOT DRUNK TOGETHER... PESTILENCE SHOWED OFF HIS FUN SIDE AND BOOGIED DOWN AND... KIDNAPPED WILLIAM (WTF?! HOW DID HE EVEN GET HIM?) AND GAVE HIM TO LUCI FOR A BIRTHDAY GIFT. THANKFULLY LUCI SHOWED HIM TO ME AND I TOOK HIM BACK AND KEPT AN EYE ON HIM MYSELF.
THE NEXT DAY, WILLA TALKED ABOUT STAYING AT GABE AND ANNA'S AND LEARNING HOW TO PLAY TENNIS WITH THE MAN MAIDS. EVERYONE SAID IT LOOKED LIKE FUN (AND I TOTALLY WANT TO LEARN TENNIS NOW...)
THERE WAS ANOTHER ROUND OF TREEHOUSE IDOL WITH THE TOP THREE CONTESTANTS: BECKY, SIR AND MARY, AND MR. FREEMAN. THEY ALL PERFORMED WONDERFULLY (EXCEPT BECKY WHOSE PERFORMANCE WON'T HAPPEN UNTIL SHE'S FEMALE AGAIN, I THINK.)
SAM GAVE US ALL TIES (FOR THE BOYS, IN A STUNNING ROYAL BLUE COLOUR), AND BRACELETS (FOR THE GIRLS, WITH BEAUTIFUL PURPLE STONES IN THEM) RAPHAEL WAS SUSPICIOUS ABOUT WHERE SAM IS GETTING FUNDS FOR THIS FROM. EVERYONE ELSE WAS EXCITED ABOUT THEIR GIFTS.
AVA THEN PROCEEDED TO APOLOGIZE TO HER HOUSEMATES FOR HER OUTBURSTS AND MOVED ONTO THE ROOF IN A TENT AND INFORMED EVERYONE THAT SHE WASN'T CRAZY. I WAS NICE AND BROUGHT HER SOME STUFF FOR THE TENT YET SHE CONTINUED TO DOUBT ME. THANKS , AVA. SUPER APPRECIATE THAT.
CHUCK ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING ON A QUEST TO GET HIM AND BECKY SWAPPED BACK TO THEIR NORMAL GENDERS AND EVERYONE WISHED HIM THE BEST OF LUCK AND PROMISED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE TRIPLETS AND BECKY AND HIS MUM FOR HIM.
NEXT, BRADY MADE AN OFFICIAL POST ANNOUNCING HIS ARRIVAL AT THE TREEHOUSE AND EVERYONE WAS SUSPICIOUS OF HIM, FOR THE MOST PART. THE HORSEMEN, OBVIOUSLY, WERE NOT. THERE WAS A LOT OF 'FUCK YOUS' EXCHANGED. BRADY WAS SMARMY. PRETTY MUCH THE USUAL.
CASEY ANNOUNCED THAT SHE NOW HAS HER OWN PLACE AND THAT BRADY HAS MOVED IN WITH HER. SHE WAS WORRIED THAT EVERYONE WOULD HATE HER FOR LETTING BRADY STAY BUT EVERYONE SEEMED TO ACCEPT THAT CASEY DID NEED SOMEONE TO SPLIT RENT WITH AND NO BODY HATED HER. (<3)
ED POSTED SOME... LOVELY PICS OF WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HE AND HARRY AND MAGGIE GOT HIGH/DRUNK. HERE'S A HINT: IT INVOLVED LOTS OF MAKEUP AND DRESSES. HERE'S ANOTHER HINT: IT STARTS WITH 'D' AND ENDS WITH 'RAGQUEENS' EVERYONE WAS KIND OF AMUSED BY IT. ADAM GOT MAD BECAUSE HE WASN'T INVITED (UNEXPECTED BY EVERYONE.) AND TOLD DEAN HE'D LOOK GOOD IN DRAG. CONFIRMED BY ME. SORRY DEAN ;__;
HARRY THEN PROCEEDED TO ROUND UP ALL HIS GAY FRIENDS AND LET ED HAVE HIS PICK OF THE LOT. SOME OF THEM MOST OF THEM WERE... HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE AND PEOPLE WERE MOSTLY ROOTING FOR #8 AND #4. ED PICKED #8 AND PROCEEDED TO... GO... HAVE FUN WITH HIM.... *AVOIDAVOIDAVOID* MAGGIE AND HARRY ALSO... HAD... FUN. *AVOIDMOAR*
THEN ANNA POSTED ABOUT OUR AMAZING DINNER PARTY. THERE WAS LOTS OF AMAZING FOOD AND A GOOD MOVIE THAT HAD THIS GUY THAT LOOKED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE SAM IN IT... I BROUGHT PIE AND FLOWERS~ MICHAEL WAS INCREDIBLY CONFUSED BY SOME THINGS ANNA HAD SAID BUT DEAN CLEARED IT UP FOR HIM AS TACTFULLY AS POSSIBLE. THEN... WELL... WE HAD A GOOD NIGHT AND THAT'S ALL THE DETAIL I NEED TO GET INTO, I THINK. HJKLSHKJFSHF *STILL GIGGLY*
DEATH ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WAS GOING BACK TO SHAPE UP MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AS THEY'D BEEN GETTING SLOPPY AND HAD BEEN LETTING PEOPLE OUT OF HEAVEN/HELL/LIMBO RIGHT LEFT AND CENTER. (GOOD GOING GUYS. WAY TO MAKE MOM PROUD *THUMBS UP*) EVERYONE WISHED HER LUCK ON HER ADVENTURES, OF COURSE.
SAM SENT OUT HIS LAST GIFT TO EVERYONE WHICH CONSISTED OF WEDDING INVITES (WHICH EVERYONE KNEW WERE COMING LOL) STUFFED WITH GLITTER I'M STILL COVERED IN IT. AND EVERYONE LET HIM KNOW THEY'D BE THERE AND GAVE CONGRATS. AND COMPLAINED ABOUT THE GLITTER
AND FINALLY, AGENT HENRIKSON SHOWED UP, BACK FROM THE DEAD. (SEE, THIS IS WHY DEATH WENT BACK TO THE AFTERLIFE.) HE HATES THE WINCHESTERS (...YEAH THAT ISN'T ANYTHING NEW AROUND HERE.) AND BRINGS AMAZING CAKE <3
AND THAT'S ABOUT IT!
(OOC: OMFG GOTTA POST THIS NOW BEFORE ANYMORE POSTS COME IN. *SOB* I NEED HUGS NOW ;___;)
JUST GOT BACK FROM ANNA AND GABE'S AND DECIDED I'D WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST FEW DAYS BECAUSE, HO BOY, IT WAS A LOT...
ALRIGHT, SO THIS WEEKEND STARTED OFF KIND OF SLOW WITH SAM GIVING US YET ANOTHER PRESENT THAT WAS, ONCE MORE, TOTALLY UNSUBTLE. IT'S OKAY, SAM. WE LOVE YOU ANYWAY. THIS TIME IT WAS A KICK ASS POCKET WATCH THAT MOSTLY EVERYONE LOVED. MARY PAINTED HERS OVER AND THERE WAS SOME DRAMA.
HARRY THEN DECIDED TO 'BREAK UP' WITH ME WTF? WE WERE BARELY FRIENDS, LET ALONE IN A RELATIONSHIP. BECAUSE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH MAGGIE. (EVERYONE TOTALLY SAW THAT COMING.) HE ALSO MANAGED TO INSINUATE THAT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH DEAN WAS ALL A RUSE. TREEHOUSE COLLECTIVELY FACEPALMED, OF COURSE.
NEXT, CHUCK DECIDED TO TELL US ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES TAKING THE TRIPLETS TO GET THEIR CHECK UPS AND HAVING TO PRETEND HE WAS CHUCK'S SISTER. EVERYTHING WENT WELL UNTIL HE BUMPED INTO TOBY, THE RECEPTIONIST WHO HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FROM THE HOSPITAL. HE ENDED UP GOING HOME WITH TOBY'S NUMBER BUT GAVE IT TO CASEY INSTEAD. EVERYONE ELSE WAS SUPER PLEASED THAT THE TRIPLETS WERE SO ADVANCED FOR THEIR AGE (POSSIBLY BECAUSE CHUCK IS A GOD? LITTLE JESUSES? WHO KNOWS.)
THEN, BECAUSE CAS HAS BEEN FEELING DOWN LATELY DUE TO ASH BEING SNATCHED AWAY, DEAN AND I TOOK HIM TO THE BEACH. WE ALL LOOKED AWESOME IN OUR BATHING SUITS, CAS TURNED OUT TO BE GOOD AT SURFING AND GREAT AT SAND SCULPTING UNTIL SOME LITTLE KID KNOCKED HIS CASTLE OVER. EVERYONE WAS GLAD THAT CAS FELT A BIT BETTER. CAS WAS TRAUMATIZED AFTER STUMBLING IN ON DEAN AND I... ERM... 'BAKING.' I HAD A DISCUSSION WITH ANNA ABOUT FEELINGS AND MADE A DINNER DATE FOR SATURDAY NIGHT
ALISTAIR AND CASEY GOT TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO TORTURE THIS PEDOPHILE WHO HAD BEEN RAPING LITTLE GIRLS. EVERYONE WAS KIND OF DISTURBED BY THIS, BUT NOT HORRIFIED BECAUSE OF THE TORTUREE. DEAN AND ADAM HAD A BITCHFIGHT ABOUT DEAN'S NERD CREDENTIALS (NO OFFENCE, YOU TWO, BUT IT WAS A REALLY STUPID FIGHT.) BECKY THREW ON HER SHIPPING GOGGLES AND ASSUMED THAT IT WAS A DATE DATE..
AFTER THAT, ANDY POSTED, INFORMING AVA THAT THEY NEEDED TO HAVE A 'TALK.' BASICALLY, FROM WHAT I GATHERED, THEY DECIDED THAT BEING TOGETHER RIGHT NOW ISN'T THE BEST IDEA. EVERYONE FELT VERY SORRY FOR ANDY AND I WISHED THEM BOTH GOOD LUCK. JUST SAYING, AVA. EVERYONE WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND THE WINCHESTERS AND MICHAEL DECIDED TO GET DRUNK.
ELLEN AND JO GOT BACK FROM AN AWESOME MOTHER/DAUGHTER HUNTING TRIP WHERE THEY ENDED UP GANKING A BUNCH OF SPARKLEPIRES. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY AND THEN MAGGIE AND HARRY CONFESSED THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER IN THE COMMENTS AND IT WAS ADORABLE <3
NEXT, RAFFI FINALLY TURNED LILITH BACK INTO HER NORMAL SELF AND WAS CONFUSED AS TO WHY HER MIND REGRESSED. AND HE SPONSERED AN ADORABLE LITTLE CHINESE GIRL IN CAS' NAME (WHICH WAS KINDA SWEET) EVERYONE COOED OVER IT AND EVERYONE WAS GLAD LILITH WAS BACK TO NORMAL.
HARRY AND MAGGIE THEN ANNOUNCED THEIR DATING STATUS AND CAME UP WITH THE WORST SHIPPING NAME EVER. SORRY, MAGGIE. I STILL THINK MARRY SOUNDS AWESOME THOUGH~ AND WENT ON AN ADORABLE DATE. EVERYONE CONGRATULATED THEM AND IT WAS SWEET, OK.
THEN, AVA MADE A POST ABOUT HER FIANCEE, BRADY, BACK FROM THE 'DEAD', APPARENTLY. TURNS OUT, HE WAS ACTUALLY A DEMON ALL ALONG AND WAS MANIPULATING HER, THE WAY HE MANIPULATED SAM AND JESS. WAY DICK MOVE THERE, THOUGH MOST OF IT SHOULD BE ON AZAZEL... THE HORSEMEN ARE OVERJOYED THAT THEIR 'STABLEBOY' IS BACK. AVA FREAKS OUT AND GETS THE COLT FROM SAM TO GO KILL AZAZEL.
ED FINALLY GOT TO COME HOME FROM CHUCK AND BECKY'S AND CAME BEARING GIFTS FOR EVERYONE WHO BUSTED HIM OUT. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY EXCEPT FOR AVA WHO PROCEEDED TO HOLD ED AT GUNPOINT BUT THEN FREAKED OUT AND RAN OFF. HARRY INFORMED ED THAT HE WAS MOVING OUT BECAUSE AVA ATTACKED HIM BUT I THINK ED CONVINCED HIM TO STAY. (CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.)
SIR ANNOUNCED THAT HE AND MARY WERE GOING ON VACATION, DROPPED WILLIAM AT OUR APARTMENT (HE'S SO CUTE! HE'S DRAWING PICTURES FOR CAS WHILE I WRITE THIS UP~) AND TOOK MARY TO IRELAND *JEALOUS* EVERYONE WISHED THEM A GOOD TIME AND MARY AND SIR PRESUMABLY GOT IT ON BUT I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT THREAD.
CASEY INTRODUCED HERSELF PROPERLY AND EXPLAINED WHY SHE IS THE WAY SHE IS. EVERYONE (EVEN RAPHAEL WTF) WAS OKAY WITH WHAT SHE SAID AND GAVE HER HUGS AND LOVE. BRADY WAS KIND OF A DICK ABOUT IT BUT WHATEVER. THEY WORKED IT OUT SO IT'S ALL GOOD.
CASEY AND ANNA THEN WENT OUT DANCING TOGETHER AND... ERM... MADE A MOVIE WITH GABE. *AWKWARD* EVERYONE CONGRATULATED THEM ON HAVING A GOOD TIME AND COMPLIMENTED THEM ON THEIR DANCE MOVES. ANNA AND I PROCEEDED TO BE AWKWARD AND ADORABLE IN THE COMMENTS
NEXT, HARRY ANNOUNCED THAT HE AND THE OTHER TWO GHOSTFACERS (WHERE'S SPRUCE??) WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO TOGETHER TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR AWHILE. THEY DIDN'T REALIZE BUT THEY SHOWED UP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ICP CONCERT FUCKING MAGNETS. HOW DO THEY WORK? AND THEY GOT CREEPED ON BY SOME OF THE JUGGALOS. THEY GOT AWAY FROM THERE AND HAD SOME WHEELCHAIR RACES THEN GOT EXTREMELY HIGH AND ACCIDENTALLY CALLED 9-1-1. MAGGIE AND HARRY PLAYFULLY WRESTLED AND WERE CUTE. EVERYONE CRACKED UP AND WERE BASICALLY GLAD THEY HAD A GOOD TIME.
ADAM POSTED ABOUT HIS TIME WORKING AT SACRED HEART. BASICALLY, HE WEARS THE BEST BANDANNA EVER, HIS COWORKERS ARE SLIGHTLY INSANE, BUT HE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME. THERE WAS MUCH NERDERY IN THE COMMENTS PLUS AN INCREDIBLY AWKWARD CONVERSATION BETWEEN MICHAEL AND ADAM ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
...THEN AVA SHOT AZAZEL. (WTF?!) EVERYONE KIND OF FREAKED OUT (UNDERSTANDABLY) AND I GOT ADORABLE DRAWINGS FROM WILLIAM <33 AVA CLUNG TO ANDY AND IGNORED EVERYONE. THEN FREAKED OUT ON BRADY. ...YEAAAAH. BUT AZ IS OKAY NOW~
BOBBY THEN TOOK JESS OUT FOR SOME SHOOTING LESSONS AND APPARENTLY TO SHOW OFF HIS BUTT *GIGGLE* TURNS OUT, JESS IS A NATURAL AND ENDED UP DOING AWESOMELY. EVERYONE WAS VERY IMPRESSED ELLEN AND BOBBY TOTALLY FLIRTED IT UP
THEN IT WAS LUCI'S BIRTHDAY! MICHAEL, GABE, AND LILITH THREW HIM AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY PARTY. LUCI PROCEEDED TO GET INCREDIBLY SMASHED AND WAS ADORABLE. (HE ALSO TRIED TO FIND A SKUNK TO GET IT DRUNK BUT WE PERSUADED HIM TO TRY THAT ON MARVIN, MY PIGEON, INSTEAD. APPARENTLY MARVIN TELLS JOKES WHEN HE'S DRUNK THAT ONLY LUCI CAN HEAR) HARRY MADE VERY SEXUAL GESTURES AT LUCI AND PRETENDED THEY WERE AT THE CAKE MICHAEL AND LUCI HUGGED IT OUT AND GOT DRUNK TOGETHER... PESTILENCE SHOWED OFF HIS FUN SIDE AND BOOGIED DOWN AND... KIDNAPPED WILLIAM (WTF?! HOW DID HE EVEN GET HIM?) AND GAVE HIM TO LUCI FOR A BIRTHDAY GIFT. THANKFULLY LUCI SHOWED HIM TO ME AND I TOOK HIM BACK AND KEPT AN EYE ON HIM MYSELF.
THE NEXT DAY, WILLA TALKED ABOUT STAYING AT GABE AND ANNA'S AND LEARNING HOW TO PLAY TENNIS WITH THE MAN MAIDS. EVERYONE SAID IT LOOKED LIKE FUN (AND I TOTALLY WANT TO LEARN TENNIS NOW...)
THERE WAS ANOTHER ROUND OF TREEHOUSE IDOL WITH THE TOP THREE CONTESTANTS: BECKY, SIR AND MARY, AND MR. FREEMAN. THEY ALL PERFORMED WONDERFULLY (EXCEPT BECKY WHOSE PERFORMANCE WON'T HAPPEN UNTIL SHE'S FEMALE AGAIN, I THINK.)
SAM GAVE US ALL TIES (FOR THE BOYS, IN A STUNNING ROYAL BLUE COLOUR), AND BRACELETS (FOR THE GIRLS, WITH BEAUTIFUL PURPLE STONES IN THEM) RAPHAEL WAS SUSPICIOUS ABOUT WHERE SAM IS GETTING FUNDS FOR THIS FROM. EVERYONE ELSE WAS EXCITED ABOUT THEIR GIFTS.
AVA THEN PROCEEDED TO APOLOGIZE TO HER HOUSEMATES FOR HER OUTBURSTS AND MOVED ONTO THE ROOF IN A TENT AND INFORMED EVERYONE THAT SHE WASN'T CRAZY. I WAS NICE AND BROUGHT HER SOME STUFF FOR THE TENT YET SHE CONTINUED TO DOUBT ME. THANKS , AVA. SUPER APPRECIATE THAT.
CHUCK ANNOUNCED HE WAS GOING ON A QUEST TO GET HIM AND BECKY SWAPPED BACK TO THEIR NORMAL GENDERS AND EVERYONE WISHED HIM THE BEST OF LUCK AND PROMISED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE TRIPLETS AND BECKY AND HIS MUM FOR HIM.
NEXT, BRADY MADE AN OFFICIAL POST ANNOUNCING HIS ARRIVAL AT THE TREEHOUSE AND EVERYONE WAS SUSPICIOUS OF HIM, FOR THE MOST PART. THE HORSEMEN, OBVIOUSLY, WERE NOT. THERE WAS A LOT OF 'FUCK YOUS' EXCHANGED. BRADY WAS SMARMY. PRETTY MUCH THE USUAL.
CASEY ANNOUNCED THAT SHE NOW HAS HER OWN PLACE AND THAT BRADY HAS MOVED IN WITH HER. SHE WAS WORRIED THAT EVERYONE WOULD HATE HER FOR LETTING BRADY STAY BUT EVERYONE SEEMED TO ACCEPT THAT CASEY DID NEED SOMEONE TO SPLIT RENT WITH AND NO BODY HATED HER. (<3)
ED POSTED SOME... LOVELY PICS OF WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HE AND HARRY AND MAGGIE GOT HIGH/DRUNK. HERE'S A HINT: IT INVOLVED LOTS OF MAKEUP AND DRESSES. HERE'S ANOTHER HINT: IT STARTS WITH 'D' AND ENDS WITH 'RAGQUEENS' EVERYONE WAS KIND OF AMUSED BY IT. ADAM GOT MAD BECAUSE HE WASN'T INVITED (UNEXPECTED BY EVERYONE.) AND TOLD DEAN HE'D LOOK GOOD IN DRAG. CONFIRMED BY ME. SORRY DEAN ;__;
HARRY THEN PROCEEDED TO ROUND UP ALL HIS GAY FRIENDS AND LET ED HAVE HIS PICK OF THE LOT. SOME OF THEM MOST OF THEM WERE... HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE AND PEOPLE WERE MOSTLY ROOTING FOR #8 AND #4. ED PICKED #8 AND PROCEEDED TO... GO... HAVE FUN WITH HIM.... *AVOIDAVOIDAVOID* MAGGIE AND HARRY ALSO... HAD... FUN. *AVOIDMOAR*
THEN ANNA POSTED ABOUT OUR AMAZING DINNER PARTY. THERE WAS LOTS OF AMAZING FOOD AND A GOOD MOVIE THAT HAD THIS GUY THAT LOOKED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE SAM IN IT... I BROUGHT PIE AND FLOWERS~ MICHAEL WAS INCREDIBLY CONFUSED BY SOME THINGS ANNA HAD SAID BUT DEAN CLEARED IT UP FOR HIM AS TACTFULLY AS POSSIBLE. THEN... WELL... WE HAD A GOOD NIGHT AND THAT'S ALL THE DETAIL I NEED TO GET INTO, I THINK. HJKLSHKJFSHF *STILL GIGGLY*
DEATH ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WAS GOING BACK TO SHAPE UP MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AS THEY'D BEEN GETTING SLOPPY AND HAD BEEN LETTING PEOPLE OUT OF HEAVEN/HELL/LIMBO RIGHT LEFT AND CENTER. (GOOD GOING GUYS. WAY TO MAKE MOM PROUD *THUMBS UP*) EVERYONE WISHED HER LUCK ON HER ADVENTURES, OF COURSE.
SAM SENT OUT HIS LAST GIFT TO EVERYONE WHICH CONSISTED OF WEDDING INVITES (WHICH EVERYONE KNEW WERE COMING LOL) STUFFED WITH GLITTER I'M STILL COVERED IN IT. AND EVERYONE LET HIM KNOW THEY'D BE THERE AND GAVE CONGRATS. AND COMPLAINED ABOUT THE GLITTER
AND FINALLY, AGENT HENRIKSON SHOWED UP, BACK FROM THE DEAD. (SEE, THIS IS WHY DEATH WENT BACK TO THE AFTERLIFE.) HE HATES THE WINCHESTERS (...YEAH THAT ISN'T ANYTHING NEW AROUND HERE.) AND BRINGS AMAZING CAKE <3
AND THAT'S ABOUT IT!
(OOC: OMFG GOTTA POST THIS NOW BEFORE ANYMORE POSTS COME IN. *SOB* I NEED HUGS NOW ;___;)