Emmy's Win for Plastic!Winchesters
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from 8/28/2006
Plastic!Winchesters blitz Emmys
At televisions night of night members of The Plastic!Winchester Theatre took home a swag of awards, upsetting many network favourites.
The cast and crew arrived at the red carpet in the series miniPlastic!classic ’67 Impala amid screams from fans both human and plastic. Plastic!Jensen in a peach tux had a Bratz Doll on each arm, while Plastic!Jared was accompanied by My Little Pony.
First award of the night went to plastic!Viggo as Most Random Crossover Guest Star. In a confusing acceptance speech he thanked the stars of the show Samwise and Frodo and warned people to stay out of the woods.
The trolls won Furriest Villains beating the Others from Lost. In a controversial move the Care Bears, also nominated for their work on P!WT as well as this season’s terrorists on 24, were banned from attending after they claimed responsibility for making threats against other celebrity puppets.
The Sacrificial Underpants received an Honorable Mention in the Best Stunt Lingerie Section. Hanson won for Best Soundtrack By Washed Up Pop Group.
Anteka and her crew also won awards for Best Motel Room Design, Best Special Effects Using a Glue Gun, and Best Script featuring Homo!Plastic Subtext. She also won an award for Most Post-modern Use of Language for the infamous limerick episodes, narrowly beating some arty shit from HBO with lots of swearing.
In the upset of the night plastic!Jensen won Best Short Plastic Actor Award over 24’s Keifer Sutherland. It was no surprise that plastic!Jared was the uncontested winner of the Most Daring Hair Award.
Reports are still filtering in from the after party, where plastic!Jensen was seen dancing with wooden!Wentworth from PopsicleStick!PrisonBreak.