Title: Don't Thank Me
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairing: John Winchester/Mary Winchester
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: A mishap in the kitchen puts John's life in danger.
Prompt: DEW - John/Mary, insults
A/N: written for
DEW at
spn_bigpretzelA/N2: Based on a true story.
At the loud sound of something exploding in the kitchen John ran into the room. Traces of hard-boiled eggs littered the counters and the floor. It even looked like some pieces had made it onto the ceiling. "Are we behind enemy lines?"
"I'll thank you not to make fun of me."
With a grin on his face John couldn't resist. "You don't have to thank me for..."
Mary quickly interrupted. "I swear, John Winchester if you finish that I'll..."
John scooped Dean off the floor. "You wouldn't do that to a man with his son in his arms, would you?"
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