Holiday Challenge - Team Humbug - He's Making A List ...
HE'S MAKING A LIST ...
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Santa and his chief elf, Norris
Spoilers/warnings: er, none!
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
It's not easy being Santa!
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Santa and his chief elf were busy making final checks.
"Norris, what do I do about Dean Winchester?" he sighed, glancing at the letter in his hand; "he’s done some terrible things."
"But he’s done good too," Norris replied; "saved people, saved the world …"
"A tricky one," Santa concluded.
"What did he ask for?" Enquired Norris, "that might be the clincher."
“A grenade launcher," read Santa; "the Busty Asian Beauties Christmas edition, and a trumpet ‘so I can piss Sam off’."
"Ah."
"Norris?"
"Yes sir?"
"Go to Rudolph’s stall, and take a shovel. I know what this one’s getting in his stocking."
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end
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Santa and his chief elf, Norris
Spoilers/warnings: er, none!
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
It's not easy being Santa!
xxxxx
Santa and his chief elf were busy making final checks.
"Norris, what do I do about Dean Winchester?" he sighed, glancing at the letter in his hand; "he’s done some terrible things."
"But he’s done good too," Norris replied; "saved people, saved the world …"
"A tricky one," Santa concluded.
"What did he ask for?" Enquired Norris, "that might be the clincher."
“A grenade launcher," read Santa; "the Busty Asian Beauties Christmas edition, and a trumpet ‘so I can piss Sam off’."
"Ah."
"Norris?"
"Yes sir?"
"Go to Rudolph’s stall, and take a shovel. I know what this one’s getting in his stocking."
xxxxx
end