Holiday Challenge - Team Humbug - Clueless
CLUELESS
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Dean, Sam Castiel
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
There's nothing like a family board game after Christmas dinner. There's always that one knowall, though ...
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“Okay Sam, It’s Professor Plum in the Library with the Lead Pipe.”
“Dean, why would anyone commit murder in a library with a length of lead piping?"
“What the hell are you talking about, Cas?”
“I am enquiring as to the wisdom of carrying a heavy and impractical length of lead piping, which is hazardous to human health, into a library for the purpose of dispatching someone, when you could easily do so with a well-aimed copy of ‘War and Peace’ …”
“Damnit Cas, it’s only a frigging game.”
“… You would think a Professor could work that out for himself.”
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end
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Dean, Sam Castiel
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
There's nothing like a family board game after Christmas dinner. There's always that one knowall, though ...
xxxxx
“Okay Sam, It’s Professor Plum in the Library with the Lead Pipe.”
“Dean, why would anyone commit murder in a library with a length of lead piping?"
“What the hell are you talking about, Cas?”
“I am enquiring as to the wisdom of carrying a heavy and impractical length of lead piping, which is hazardous to human health, into a library for the purpose of dispatching someone, when you could easily do so with a well-aimed copy of ‘War and Peace’ …”
“Damnit Cas, it’s only a frigging game.”
“… You would think a Professor could work that out for himself.”
xxxxx
end