More from the peanut gallery...
Dad: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Me: Not really.
Dad: Did you know that if an astronaut farts in space, it doesn't make any noise?
Me: *dryly* haha.
Dad: Is that an astronaut or an arse retort?
Me: *sighgroan*
Dad: That's funny you know!
Me: Where do you get these?
Dad: Why? Do you want some too?
Me: No, I want to blow them up.
Dad (to Mum): She's not laughing at my funnies!
Me: Because they're not funny!
Me: Not really.
Dad: Did you know that if an astronaut farts in space, it doesn't make any noise?
Me: *dryly* haha.
Dad: Is that an astronaut or an arse retort?
Me: *sighgroan*
Dad: That's funny you know!
Me: Where do you get these?
Dad: Why? Do you want some too?
Me: No, I want to blow them up.
Dad (to Mum): She's not laughing at my funnies!
Me: Because they're not funny!