Inspired by surrealphantast's comment to shutthef-up's post here

( Aliens make them do it. PG-13. Team. )

I sat down to write a shippy little Sam/Jack thank you to Kate for hooking me up with the Jack and Daniel action figures. My brain produced this. I claim no responsibility for my brain. It has a mind of its own.

And, uh, Kate? This is totally not your thank you.

( The one where of course aliens make them do it. And Daniel is a big perv. PG-13. )

"What's the progress?" Daniel asked, his breath warm across Sam's cheek as he peered over her shoulder. Sam chuckled as she inhaled the sharp bite of peppermint - Daniel'd been helping himself to the candy canes that festooned the garland hung all around the SGC mess hall ( Read more... )

( Cam's first Thanksgiving with the team. S9. PG. )

For surrealphantast, who was demanding Stargate porn...

( NC-17. Jack. S8. )

The dwinn is proof-reading the penultimate version of the OMG MA PROJECT, so I am taking a break with random ridiculous fic.

Jack/Daniel.

"Honesty is the Best Policy"

( Cut for language )

"Carter ( Read more... )

Sometimes my brain goes strange places.

This is for woodface, since I was so mean and and evil and subverted the shippy supply closet smut she'd very politely demanded from me.

Unbetaed, utterly plotless and pointless, and maybe just a little bit of a reaction to my plot-related melodrama in the previous post.

( Sam/Jack. NC17 - graphic sex and language. Very vauge spoiler for S8. )

"CARTER ( Read more... )

To the best little sister a girl could find on the internet.

Happy 20th birthday, stars_like_dust!

Gifts of fic and yarn will be forthcoming, but in the meantime, Teal'c has a little something for you...

( *smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch* )