Maybe Stephenie Meyer is just the greatest troll ever? You know how she always throws Wuthering Heights in there as Bella's favorite book? If Edward is Heathcliff (and he most certainly is), then could Bella be Isabella Linton? Falling in love with what she thinks is a dark hero and then realizing that 'oh fuck this guy is insane'? :DDD

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No, really. I mean, at least it was about thirty seconds or so of watching The Grinch before I thought that, so I have SOME hope, right? Right? Ugh... *I found a neat vid on Youtube, though. He had a really great "seasick crocodile" face, as well as plenty of raised-eyebrows looks, all "What did you just call me? Is that even a word?"

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"This is a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCESS!"

I CAN BREATHE AGAIN. I EXIST AMONG THIS WORLD OF EARTHLY BEINGS.

I say this because I, like, sort of forgot.

NaNo is over with, and I am so psyched that I made it. My wordcount ended at 60, 036. I was stupid and, when it was a little before nine last night, I said, "Oh, I'm at 58k! I can bang ( Read more... )

I'm typing fast; I have Nano and an english paper and a test and some other things so- yeah.

It was D's real birthday, so we made him cake. It was a new type of cake, however, one that apparently had some sort of tunnel of fudge. Now, we made this bundt cake, and there WAS NO TUNNEL OF FUDGE. This cake was a lie. It was. I almost had a stroke, but ( Read more... )

Ok, so, I'm still sick, and it's Saturday, and ( Read more... )