You're A Mean One, Mr. Snape
No, really. I mean, at least it was about thirty seconds or so of watching The Grinch before I thought that, so I have SOME hope, right? Right? Ugh... *I found a neat vid on Youtube, though. He had a really great "seasick crocodile" face, as well as plenty of raised-eyebrows looks, all "What did you just call me? Is that even a word?"
I'm wholly pleased with all the people I've scarred with the previous post. XD
I went to a hockey game last weekend, and I kept hearing snippets of conversation from these two guys behind us. One such snippet went, "Your Honor? Um... The first witness I'd like to the stand is - uh - a penguin?"
I NEED TO GET TYLER TO PLAY PROFESSOR LAYTON!
I NEED TO GET D TO WATCH STARDUST!
I NEED TO GET ERIKA TO READ HAVEMERCY!
I was in Psych, and we're talking about mental disorders and stuff. Oh, and BTW? "If a friend calls you neurotic, then you should not say thank you! if your friend calls you psychotic... You should punch them in the face." ANYWAY, so Mr. Mintz is like, "So how do you classify mental disorders? What can you say about those people?" And Steven says, "Uh... Abby- something." XD And then, later, "Okay. So, before they had mental hospitals, what did they do?" And again Steven says immediately, "SHE'S A WITCH! BUUURN 'ER!"
"And it's not my nose, it's a false one!" "BUUUUUURN 'ER ANYWAY!"
Ok, so there's this teacher in the Upper House (who I'm pretty sure is in the English department) and the joke is that he looks like an unattractive Alan Rickman. *I know, I can't picture that either.* But I described him as "If Alan was, you know, a regular old guy and not hot." So yeah, so I'm in B Lunch so I sometimes see him around, and yesterday I actually heard him say something, which, he doesn't, usually. I should not have been so surprised by his lack of a British accent. D=
I brought in cookies for some friends. I saved one for Ms. Beekley, but I eated it.
OKAY TGIO PARTY - I NEED TO WATCH (in order of how important, I think:)
- Objects In Space/ Serenity
- Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy (For Echo, who has ashamedly never seen it. I would have thought it would be her bible.)
- Hellboy II
- Haruhi or Ouran; the latter, I think.
- Buffy?
I dunno. That's still alot of stuff. I also want to read Breaking Dawn, just because I've heard that it's a total acid trip.
In addition to that, as if I needed more, I've started watching House with my mum. First off, Hugh Laurie is awesome. Second, I had remembered Robert Sean Leonard from Dead Poet's Society, and so now I've added Dr. Wilson to the List because they are, of course, one and the same. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH. They took ickle!DPS!Neil and stuck his head on a man body and said, "Voila! More hot doctors!" He is very cute, though. He had boyish charm. XD
Do you know who else has boyish charm? Anderson Cooper. He's on the top of my mum's List, aside from, you know, like, her boyfriend. She even squees a little bit when he's on tv, and she's soooo happy that he's doing some 60 Minutes now. He was on with Michael Phelps, actually, and they had a race. Like, in the pool? I think we all know where this is going, and I can only imagine how many brain cells my mum lost when she saw him in those cute little swimming trunks. He, in addition to Neil/Dr. Wilson, is very cute (and buff! He's like, sort of a small guy, but he is ripped! XDDDD) I sort of added him too.
Today, my French teacher made the funniest noise, just because it was just like the one my dad makes when he's frustrated. It's like "AH, crap." But with only the "AHHHHHHHHHHK." He seemed a little embarrassed, and he looked around, all, "Crap, did anyone hear me do that?"
Also today, Ms. Beekley was going over The Catcher In the Rye, and she got into a small dispute with someone. "Why is the Doberman important?" she asks. And this kid replies, "Because it was Jane's dog, and that's how she met Holden; it was pooping in his yard." And she says, like it's the most important thing in the world, "It didn't poop!" "Didn't it?" "IT PEEEEEEEEEEED!"
I swear to God.
I wish I hadn't laughed so hard.