[Translation] Photoshigenic #75

Jan 29, 2014 22:09

PhotoShigenic #75

Before the interview Shige went to get the flu vaccine, but his temperature raised to 37.4° and he had to go home earlier.
He said: "My nose was very runny but I didn't think I had a cold. Since I checked I started feeling really bad! I will drink an energy drink and since they say that illness comes from the mood, from now on I'll convince myself I'm not sick!"
Measuring the temperature and drinking the nutritional drink mean that you already lost to your feelings, Shige. We better keep these thought for ourselves though.
His 2013 resolution was "not catching a cold" and it finished now, on early December. Good luck with the new year, dear Shige.



[At the moment: 37.4°c // Illness is all about the mood...!]



Happy new year. I'm Sheeta. I'm kidding. I'm Kato Shigeaki. Please take care of me in this new year.
At the end of 2013 I saw Tegoshi-san cross-dressing for real in TV. Every year the quality of his performances improves, but what should I think when I see one of my member being so excited dressing as a girl? It always makes me uncomfortable. Even if I say this, I was forced to cross-dress for work too. Tegoshi-san did it for a TVshow, while I was...at the radio. Whose profit is it, huh?
I cross-dressed for a show broadcast, but why Sheeta? ...This is weird, but for some reason if I really had to do it I wanted to look at least pretty. My make-up was done by a pro and I started going to the male staff members asking if they'd date me like this...In the end our female idol guest taught me how to take a selfie and this is the result. What do you think?
...but if two members of NEWS start cross-dressing...would we be fine? ...Well, ok. Yes...*baruzu*

[*Sheeta is the main character of the animation movie "Castle in the Sky" by Hayao Miyazaki. "Baruzu" is a "Spell of Destruction"
Shige, you look cute...ok nope. You cannot take a girlish selfie showing that manly hand XDDD]



Last month I had a BBQ with the magazine, but at the middle of December I went to an end of the year BBQ all together with the staff again. Lately we do a lot of BBQ also because there are many people with kids, everytime they ask me to play with them calling me "Ojichan". I can't help it...We were having a feast in the garden of a staff member's house when one kid approached me: "Ojichan, let's go to an adventure!" An adventure? The father explained: "They walk along the river, they collect grass and sticks, things like that"...Oi, oi, excuse me...if somebody falls in the river it would be a big problem...and it's so cold...it would totally ruin the end of the year..."I'll follow you, go ahead!" The useless adult Kato told a lie. I shouldn't call myself an adult. But I'm sure they'll have fun and forget about me, right?
One hour later the kids came back from the adventure..."Why didn't you come with us!!!"...children don't forget easily..."I couldn't find you, sorry!"...Men who pile up a lie after another are always guilty...
"Push me on the skateboard!" - "Throw me the ball!" - "Let me draw on your face!"
...Even if I didn't go to their adventure somehow they chose me as leader, I played a lot and in the end I caught a cold. Next time I better not lie...This year I want to be a man who doesn't catch a cold by playing with children!

[This is funny because at first I thought that Shige was saying that somebody could fall in the river, thinking that it was dangerous for the kids, instead....he was only thinking to himself!! X°D
It's amusing how much kids love Shige ♥ It's weird how children are attracted by people who don't feel totally comfortable with them, my 3yo niece is completely crazy for me and I'm always panicking because I'm so awkward XDD]

translation: photoshigenic, members: kato shigeaki

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