Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime IS death.

[spiffynamehere]

Because somehow I decided that reading through some of the rules for Pensacola Christian College was a good idea

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[ficciones]

...........OH MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE.

[spiffynamehere]

THEY ARE THE HOME OF THE RELIGIOUS CRAZIES THAT THE RELIGIOUS CRAZIES CONSIDER TOO CRAZY I mean I seem to remember reading that Bob Jones University thinks they're overboard.

SO STORYTIME: once upon a time, a guy my sister knew was in Pensacola for some reason or another, and he had a Chik-Fil-A calender in his room because he'd done some design work for them.

And Pensacola made him take it down because it featured inappropriately-dressed cows.

(Proving that Not Everyone trapped associated with that college is completely batshit, though, he then asked them what they intended to do about the naked cows.)

[ficciones]

...hahaha I love that guy. BUT THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

[spiffynamehere]

There was also some other story about someone who drove past a groundskeeper who was watering flowers in the pouring rain and they were like "..." and the groundskeeper was like "It's orders. :|"

Some things will just never make sense.

[spiffynamehere]

What is with these colleges. DDDD:

[hhertzof]

*sends a TARDIS ASAP*

[spiffynamehere]

If you read the letters and things, there's one person who mentions that they went there because they didn't have a choice and I was just like DDDDD:

Jesus cannot approve of this stuff.

[hhertzof]

Not at all. :( :( :( :(

I hope this is the worst of your options, but I have this awful fear that it isn't. :(

[spiffynamehere]

Oh goodness, this isn't even an option. Even MY family considers them extreme to the point of crazy.

I'm scheming to get into a non-religious college.

[ashen_key]

What the ever-lasting fuck?

WHY ARE SKILLETS FORBIDDEN?

[hhertzof]

They're afraid you might hit someone over the head with it in a fit of insanity caused by their strange rules. Probably.

[ashen_key]

But. But. COOKING IS GOOD.

[spiffynamehere]

'You may not open your window.

You may not adjust your thermostat.'

We control the horizontal.

We control the vertical.

[lilpocketninja]

I wish that any of this were shocking to me in the least.

[spiffynamehere]

Pensacola is v. v. special.

As are a lot of places.

But especially Pensacola.

[lilpocketninja]

Well, the city itself is pretty fun. But the school is cray-cray. @.@ pre' sure my parents would be very happy if I had gone.