Thoughtcrime does not entail death: thoughtcrime IS death.

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Because somehow I decided that reading through some of the rules for Pensacola Christian College was a good idea

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...........OH MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE.

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THEY ARE THE HOME OF THE RELIGIOUS CRAZIES THAT THE RELIGIOUS CRAZIES CONSIDER TOO CRAZY I mean I seem to remember reading that Bob Jones University thinks they're overboard.

SO STORYTIME: once upon a time, a guy my sister knew was in Pensacola for some reason or another, and he had a Chik-Fil-A calender in his room because he'd done some design work for them.

And Pensacola made him take it down because it featured inappropriately-dressed cows.

(Proving that Not Everyone trapped associated with that college is completely batshit, though, he then asked them what they intended to do about the naked cows.)

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...hahaha I love that guy. BUT THAT IS RIDICULOUS.

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There was also some other story about someone who drove past a groundskeeper who was watering flowers in the pouring rain and they were like "..." and the groundskeeper was like "It's orders. :|"

Some things will just never make sense.

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...that poor groundskeeper. Oh my god.

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It was v. v. v. lolwhat. You get the impression the people in charge are the sort who wear their underwear on their heads.

/matches Mary Tamm for Mary Tamm for Mary Tamm

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But that would be ~*~indecent~*~!

I see your Mary Tamms and bring you another Mary Tamm!!!

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Well, naturally they would cover it up with their shirts and things.

Or they could wear Gallifreyan headdress (except that Gallifrey is from Doctor Who is from SECULAR CULTURE is from THE DEVIL!!! Plus it is probably phallic.)

I see your Mary Tamm and raise you Donna and Gene being awesome!

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Oh, incidentally, it turns out A Beka Book is affiliated with PCC, inasmuch as they channeled their profit into funding the college.

Guess who published my English lit book!

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....ew. I'm so sorry.

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I learned not to necessarily take stuff at their word, so that's not bad.

And then I get to offhandedly mention stuff to people and they're like "..." and it's entertaining or cathartic or something.

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or horrific...

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THAT TOO. I actually just linked Kisha to Hoomania which I used to like when I was little because it was about a kid who got to be in a game and I've always thought that plot was cool, except now I'm older and I know that while the plot is cool, the execution was horrifying.

And then she linked me to Candle Cove so I feel that we have fairly exchanged nightmare fuel for nightmare fuel.