The infamous S. T. Coleridge, on boils:

dreadfully troublesome eruptions, which so grimly constellated my Posteriors

Dr. Read reports that Shelley is even more melodramatic dramatic than Coleridge. Weave a circle round him thrice indeed. I can't wait. I didn't think you could get more melodramatic dramatic than Coleridge.

It has been so long since I saw a film which I could honestly classify as very, very, very good. I've lately saw films which I really liked and which I felt were thoroughly enjoyable, but nothing that just, after finishing it, I've gone "oh my gosh this was amazing." The Madness of King George just did that for me. Each actor delivered an ( Read more... )

FATHER: You know what I want to do?
KENDRA: What do you want to do?
FATHER: I want to take a shit in the middle of the floor.
KENDRA: Why not take a shit in ... I dunno, the toilet instead ( Read more... )

So, I'm writing my essay on Gulliver's Travels at about 6:00 am and yes I am extremely tired and instead of analyzing how Jonathan Swift manages to be an authoritarian dick while providing a lengthy list of reasons Why King George I Sucks A Lot this thought occurred to me ( Read more... )