Gabba gabba we accept you one of us...

[spiderine]

In a fit of insanity weakness fuck-this-responsible-grownup-self-denial-shit, I have caved. After years of holding out, I have succumbed to the iPod nation. In fact, I have ordered an iPod. A black one. A big fat black one. And I am having engraved upon it: "Driver picks the music, Shotgun shuts his cakehole."

It is entirely possible that I will name it Metallicar. (*looks shifty*) What? It's big, black, powerful and sexy.

I feel dirty. But in a good way. Heh.

Edited because of goddamn stoopid formatting tags