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Good evening and welcome to Discedo Channel 8 news!

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How's everyone doing this week? Anyone still... hungry? [She grins expectantly at the camera as if expecting a laugh track. There is only silence, but that doesn't seem to bother her.]

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Well good! I think we all saw some true character out there. Hoarding, lust, flipping tables-- what's not to like?!

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In fact, hey you! Table flipper!

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But we don't-- [SIGH.]

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There's going to be winds blowing in from the North for the rest of the week. You might want to find some... uh... blankets. It's going to be cold! Clouds and moisture will be accumulating and on Saturday will be the first snowfall of the season!

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Stay uh... warm guys. Really. Clouds will be settling in over the area after that so get a last look at the sun before then!

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And now for Steven with the monster report. ...Uuuh, Steven?

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You'll be thankful for all that cold weather. With the dropping temperatures the last of the Saibamen have finally died off. The forests are a little safer. ...Sort of. And due to an obscure strain of neurodegenerative disease the flower shaped Coralians have reached extinction. Could be an improvement.

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In a show of survival of the fittest though new species are moving in to fill the void. In Dissimulo and Discedo you may spot a new form of cow called the... ... ...Mooshroom.

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I think you mean Moooooooshroom, haha!

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[Blank. Look.]

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And nothing makes good news like victims trapped in collapsing buildings! Tune in next ti-

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Closing so soon? [The camera switches to a familiar man holding a glass of brandy. He smirks gregariously, raising his glass to the camera.]

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-but not before we introduce our new. Foreign. Correspondent. [She's gritting her teeth]

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Hello Discedo and its tri-city area. You can call me Charon. [An award winning smile that practically sparkles though in the background Molly can be heard not-so-quietly hissing "doooooooooooooooooooooouche". This is ignored.]

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[Well now Romana has to kill Molly. Oh well]