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[spectavi]

Good evening and welcome to Discedo Channel 8 news!

[spectavi]

How's everyone doing this week? Anyone still... hungry? [She grins expectantly at the camera as if expecting a laugh track. There is only silence, but that doesn't seem to bother her.]

[spectavi]

Well good! I think we all saw some true character out there. Hoarding, lust, flipping tables-- what's not to like?!

[spectavi]

In fact, hey you! Table flipper!

[spectavi]

Uh... I think his name is Germany.

[spectavi]

[She seems to ignore that.] Unlike Sparkles here, I think you've got true journalism potential. Let's take a look at that again, shall we? Run the clip!

[spectavi]

[Live action footage:

[spectavi]

[And it's back to Molly, smiling wide] Now that's what true journalism looks like. Unlike some people. I won't name names, though I will tell you a certain Italian nation and floral tramp have brought shame to the community.

[spectavi]

And Batman? Tsk tsk, I would have thought you would have learned from the scabies.

[spectavi]

Looks like that angry troll kid needs to hand out a few more lectures.

[spectavi]

[She holds up a piece of paper. It could be a job contract! Or it could be a fastfood menu to a noodle place in Spero. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW because she slaps it down on the desk just as quickly.] Table flipper, when you are ready to ditch this life of debauchery and join a real team, you know who to call.

[spectavi]

...Can you even do that?

[spectavi]

Of course I can! Now hurry up and get to the weather, our ratings are dropping.