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And nothing makes good news like victims trapped in collapsing buildings! Tune in next ti-

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Closing so soon? [The camera switches to a familiar man holding a glass of brandy. He smirks gregariously, raising his glass to the camera.]

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-but not before we introduce our new. Foreign. Correspondent. [She's gritting her teeth]

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Hello Discedo and its tri-city area. You can call me Charon. [An award winning smile that practically sparkles though in the background Molly can be heard not-so-quietly hissing "doooooooooooooooooooooouche". This is ignored.]

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I have some spare time on my hands and this is an interesting place. As of today I'll be bringing your non-community news. And as a heads up? Watch out for this coming weekend. Some monstrous business afoot. [He takes another sip of brandy.]

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In the interests of keeping up with rising local activity management has decided to increase your trusted news team. Unfortunately our background checker ran into complications of the sleeping with the fishes kind.

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Thestrals actually.

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BUT WE'LL HAVE THIS LITTLE OVERSIGHT RECTIFIED NEXT TIME. Until then-

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This is your Channel 8 News: the only news you can be assured is always watching you!