Derek and I got the BEST wedding present from baby momma we ever could have. A print out of her myspace profile showing how irresponsible and horrible she is. Saying that she loves drinking, going to strip clubs, giving lap dances, smoking weed, "the wet thing between girls' legs", ect....she's only 19, so the drinking thing will probably get her ( Read more... )

I'm officially Chelsy E. Barnett. Well, I still need to get my name changed, but none the less, I am married. It was AMAZING. I never once felt like I was gonna cry, but I had to hold back laughter cuz I was so happy. The honeymoon was awesome. Hehehehe. I got new shoes at the beach. You can check them out on my myspace. I'm sorry to everyone that ( Read more... )

I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 2 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!

It's finally fucking over. All that stupid shit for nothing. Just to end a friendship. NOTHING she said ever got to me because I know I'm a better person and friend than she'll ever have or ever be. I know that my life will be much better without her. All she ever did was bring me down. I mean, come on. You let someone live with you out of the ( Read more... )

I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders. I'm so glad that "manic depressive" little bitch decided to be fake. Always trying to do her hair like mine, and steal my boyfriend. WHO WOULD WANT HER!? She's cheated on the "love of her life" and blamed it on being drunk....then calls me CRYING telling me he RAPED her. I told ( Read more... )

so there's this bitch that keeps talkin shit to me and won't just leave me the fuck alone and get on with my life. she keeps leaving comments that make no sense and she can't even spell. so, she should just give it up, right? well, she won't. and she keeps texting me talkin shit. calling me white trash, and fat. she's not exactly skinny, either. ( Read more... )

15 days. in an hour and 5 min it'll be 14 days

i need 5 songs. no rap, no cussing. for my wedding. fast-ish songs that we can dance to. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

I FINALLY have my dress. It's in the back room, and it's so very prettyful! After stressing for about 4 months, it's finally mine. whew....that was a close one. It's less than a month until we get married, and I'm not one bit nervous. Why should I be? I know I'm marrying the one I want to be with for life. Nervousness is for people who aren't sure ( Read more... )

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